Funny AFF Limericks
 

Praxeas with great favour confessed
He'd been exorcised, thus finding great rest
But alack and alas
His old demon came back
and now the poor man's repossessed



There once was a administrator named Cindy-e
who lived on distilled kerosene
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon
And since then has never benzene

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

LOL, hilarious!

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

:toofunny

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

Can't wait for mine! The word is narcissist.

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

There once was a man named Jacob's Ladder'
Whose fatness was making him sadder
He drank lot's of beers
To bring him good cheer
but now he has to empty his bladder

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

:scoregood

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

Praxeas is snob and a clod
A sleaze and a schlub and a fraud
You're a purulent putz
A dislikable klutz
Tis' a bum and a snake and a sod

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

Hoovie, the flatulent geek
He's a cretinous slob and a sneak
He's a snot and a ham
An illiterate sham
And a miscreant, insolent freak

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

Hoovie touts big horns
boastful and full of vain
stars on reality t.v.
gloating in Hollywood fame
while his own reality is fully
just a forum bully

Mmkay

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

yeah, I hated literature. :bigbaby

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

Jacobs Ladder has a girl friend named Lulu
Whose breath, he would say, smelled like poopoo
He slipped her the tongue
And thought it was fun
But now his breath stink like hers too too

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

Houston is a man, you see
With a hat with a capital B
But when he's gotta go
Most people don't know
That he has to sit down to pee

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

Jacob's Ladder came out of the closet I hear
With a look on his face like a sneer!
He wanted a lovely lady he said
But wouldn't post a picture, that's bad!
Which left all the beauties hiding in fear!

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

Good grief, what is wrong with y'all?

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

Boredom at its best. :icecream

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

Stupidity at it's worst. And I am about to do some head smacking.

I wouldn't mind if this was posted by one of my AFF friends. But I do mind...

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

NICE!

Now I will ban thee both for name calling ... or something.

Jacob and Scotty have the great one dissed
Ladders and Chipmunks will surely be missed
Good riddance to your babble
On AFF they no more dabble
Hoovie was right - class dismissed

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

Cindy is a lass who is pretty
Before she became an old bitty
She lacks Praxeas style
but has a nice smile
Though she wishes that she was more witty

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

:toofunny :toofunny

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

Haha you're cool

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

A chimney sweep saved, that is Hoovie!

A Mennonite too, ain't that groovy?

But don't misconstrue,

When cleaning your flue,

He also discusses a movie!

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

Good one Marcbee! I would reciprocate but I don't know enough about you.

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

Oh, come on, be a good sport. Die to that vanity, brother.

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

Praxeas was a wee little man
So little he could fit in a can
Then one day he lost his head
Now he fits in a thimble instead

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

You're missing a line

Praxeas was a wee little man
So little he could fit in a can
Then one day he lost his head
Now he fits in a thimble instead
Oh won't Praxeas now be in a jam

Or something like that

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

Limericks are for people who fight
People who aren't very bright
They drink and fall down
and act like some clowns
I'm Irish so I got it right

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

Hoovie was once on a show
Wife Swap, in case you don't know
His wife looked rather cool
But he looked the fool
After this he might say Im his foe

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

Limericks are rhymes two and three
How many can there possibly be?
When Praxeas runs out
they will give him a shout
"Oh Praxeas the Genius is he!"

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

Limericks are now in my blood
They're now coming forth like a flood
Addicted I am
to this asinine scam
Oh stop me from posting more duds

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

AFF is a place for Apostolics
Libs, Cons and alcoholics
they say "change the name'
but I say they're all just too lame
You're here cuz you're all postaholics

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

Lulu is a gal with one eyebrow
A face that looks like a chowchow
Jacob's Ladder was bitten
and now he is smitten
by a woofer that smells like a cowcow

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

Rofl !! :ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

I was content in this life I feigned
To horse & buggy my life was reined
But the tempter raised the bar
With a shiny and sleek new car
Now to gadgets forever I'm chained

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

The world turns with him the axis :happydance
We try goodness yet he smacks us :smack
He is shadowy and curious :couch
When questioned he's furious :woot
Unique, random, delightful, Praxeas :highfive

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

Questions they say don't you dare ask
If you are ignorant disguise and mask
I say being curious is better
Like wine with aged cheddar
So cut some cheese and pour me a flask

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

It's all in the bean I tell you again
Not brands or spent dollars but when
When was it dark roast
Grind it just before toast
It's in the bean. It's true, Amen?

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

A philanderer was he with a deviant twist
No trust, no honor, only good for a tryst
Faith was planted and grew
The old man became the new
Now he's the Pastor at First Baptist

Re: Funny AFF Limericks
 

Knox in box
Fox in socks.
Knox on fox
in socks in box.



easy