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canam

08-23-2011 03:56 PM

Describe your wife

A young married woman asked her husband to describe her ,he said a b c d e f g h i j k,what does that mean she said ? adorable, beautiful,cute,delightful,elegant,foxy gorgeous and hot he said, ohhh that is so sweet but what about the i j k? im just kidding!!He is still recovering from his black eye.

CC1	08-23-2011 04:04 PM

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LOL!!!!

pelathais

08-23-2011 09:53 PM

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First, let me tell ya, she's a big ol' broad and she likes to throw it around.

RandyWayne

08-23-2011 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by canam (Post 1091769)

Now take MY wife......

Please!

BrotherEastman

08-24-2011 08:42 AM

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God gave me a wonderful wife.

Timmy

08-24-2011 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by BrotherEastman (Post 1091955)

God gave me a wonderful wife.

I'm sure He did. But you didn't get the best wife in the entire world!

I wonder who did.

:toofunny

scotty

08-24-2011 08:50 AM

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A wonderful wife, a great mother, and my best friend.

Adam	08-24-2011 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by BrotherEastman (Post 1091955)

God gave me a wonderful wife.

Same here. My wife has the patience of Job to put up with me.

RandyWayne

08-24-2011 08:59 AM

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Hey, she puts up with me!

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w...e/_MG_4760.jpg

Cindy

08-24-2011 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by scotty (Post 1091957)

A wonderful wife, a great mother, and my best friend.

You married up, my friend. At least you were smart enough to do that. :highfive

Cindy

08-24-2011 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Timmy (Post 1091956)

I'm sure He did. But you didn't get the best wife in the entire world!

I wonder who did.

:toofunny

You know someone is going to tell your wife you said this. :heeheehee

Cindy

08-24-2011 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by pelathais (Post 1091864)

First, let me tell ya, she's a big ol' broad and she likes to throw it around.

Ha, you have a beautiful wife.

Cindy

08-24-2011 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by RandyWayne (Post 1091869)

Now take MY wife......

Please!

I know you are kidding, she's beautiful.

scotty

08-24-2011 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Cindy (Post 1091979)

You married up, my friend. At least you were smart enough to do that. :highfive

Yes ma'am I sure did. :thumbsup I don't know if you noticed on Facebook last week but she got the Holy Ghost two sundays ago !!!! Now just one more daughter to go, lol !

Cindy

08-24-2011 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by scotty (Post 1092001)

Yes ma'am I sure did. :thumbsup I don't know if you noticed on Facebook last week but she got the Holy Ghost two sundays ago !!!! Now just one more daughter to go, lol !

Yes, I did. Praise the Lord!!!!!!!!

It will happen!!!!!!

Timmy

08-24-2011 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Cindy (Post 1091980)

You know someone is going to tell your wife you said this. :heeheehee

:aaa

Hoovie

08-24-2011 10:18 AM

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Mywife is the better half. No doubt about it.

Dagwood

08-24-2011 10:30 AM

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My wife is also my better half. We're so alike yet so different in many ways. She's the beautiful, more outgoing one, whereas I am much more reserved. Lively and good-hearted, she can sure sock it to me really quickly when necessary. She's from the country (and I like that way), and I'm from the city. She's an elementary school teacher, very organized, and a neat-freak. Why she's a teacher as opposed to a counselor, I'll never know. Analytical? Oh yeah, similar to me but in other areas and can offer some of the best advice like a counselor. Regardless, she loves what she does. So do I, our kids, and her students...

johnny44

08-25-2011 10:15 PM

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Total opposite of Pressing-On she loved her Target credit card.I think she paid for several Target stores.

pelathais

08-26-2011 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Cindy (Post 1091981)

Ha, you have a beautiful wife.

That was just a silly Will Ferrill quote that came to mind. Yes, my wife is great.

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