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Please answer the question if you can... (Let's see who knows their Bible).


Once upon a time, a man went down from Jerusalem to Jericho, and fell among thieves, and the thorns grew up and choked him.

And he went on and met the Queen of Sheba, and she gave him a thousand talents of gold and silver, and a hundred changes of rainment. And he got in his chariot and drove furiously. And when he was driving along under a tree his hair got caught in a limb and left him hanging there.

And he hung there many days and many nights, and ravens brought him food to eat and drink. And one night while he was hanging there asleep, his wife, Delilah, came and cut off his hair, and he dropped and fell on the stony ground; and it began to rain and it rained forty days and forty nights, and he hid himself in a cave.

And he went on and met a man who said, "Come in and take supper with me," but he said, "I cannot come, for I have married a wife." And the man went out into the highways and byways and compelled him to come.

He went on and came to Jerusalem and he saw Queen Jezebel sitting high up in a window. When she saw him she laughed. And he said, "Throw her down out of there," and they threw her down. And he said, "Throw her down again," and they threw her down seventy times seven times, and of the fragments they then picked up twelve baskets full. Now whose wife will she be in the resurrection?

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Which wife?

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The antecedent is Jezebel.

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Jezebel is the wife of the devil, is she not?

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King Ahab

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;) :lol

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A certain church asked a potential pastor to give them a parable from the Bible, and after he presented this parable listed earlier, none could answer the question. Feeling they were inadequate and awed by this man, not being able to answer his question, they voted him in as pastor right away.

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Bro. Blume,
This is a mixture of several stories from the old and new testaments. Remnds me
of a dish called goulash Several ingredients mixed together.

Falla39

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He deserves her .

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I've heard preaching just about as convoluted. The sad thing is many church members don't know the difference. I've heard sermons about Moses building the Ark and Noah crossing the Red Sea.

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naw...

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I believe those are in the book of Hezekiah.

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No such book!:heeheehee

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I don't care how convoluted it was, and it most certainly was. Jezebel was the wife of King Ahab.

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HAHAHA. Amen, many would not know the difference. It's funny to see attempted answers to the question.

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So Jezebel and Ahab are in the resurrection of the just? ;) And they shall not be like the angels who are without marriage?

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Hahaha. :lol

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And the deaf seeing and the blind hearing.

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I don't think it's in the book of Hezekiah, but it may be in 2 Egyptians.

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NO, I just stated that Jezebel was the wife of Ahab. I didn't say anything else. :D

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Aaah. You were answering Amanah's question, not mine. lol

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Yes, but I liked your story anyway. :)

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No one's wife, because we will be like the angels and will not marry.

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Jezebel will be like an angel. Hmmmmm.

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:heeheehee

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We will not be like angels, because we are the redeemed. Redeemed by Jesus Christ.

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this was a joke, not a question really, not a very good joke though i agree

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We got it. :)

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You don't know, she could have repented right before death. lol

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I meant this verse:

Mark 12:25
For when they shall rise from the dead, they neither marry, nor are given in marriage; but are as the angels which are in heaven.

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That is true, I guess. Sometimes I wonder about stories in the Bible. Not whether they are true or not, but just the final outcome.

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Yeah

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right, she repented while airborn with no sacrifce for her sins? defenestration... what a way to go!!

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:lol

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This thread is funny and sad.

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funny Brother Blume I would say that is confusion for sure

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Indeed. Babylon has nothing on that guy!

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This is an easy one...the wicked and slothful servant. Matthew 25:30

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HAHAHAHAHAHA :ursofunny There IS a resurrection of damnation, after all (John 5:29).

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I hear what your saying and I see what your talking about..I feel ya..

:laffatu