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If you were God for a day, what would you change?
I'd go back in time and have Adam eat from the tree of life instead of the tree of knowledge.
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Great question! Have you seen "Bruce Almighty"?
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I'd change... me.
I'd spend the day learning the answers to all my questions about truth and God. I'd know exactly what I should know and what right and wrong were and how God feels about them. I'd find out what the apostles meant in every recorded word I have and understand their very thoughts and intents. In short... I would set myself free from wondering and guessing and finally know, beyond all question, what is the truth and then I would love it and share it with reckless abandon. |
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NOTHING! A perfect GOD allowed for the band to play on. To say that I as a god would change such and such is like saying that our God didn't do things right.
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If I was God for ONE day, I would plan for day after when I wasn't. I would give myself Wolverine-like healing powers, make myself 2 inches taller, make a billion dollars suddenly pop into multiple bank accounts, make myself a real working light saber along with the Jedi skill to use it, institute a flat 10% across the board income tax (while eliminating most others) and then create safeguards to keep additional ones from returning.
Oh yes, and create (and patent) a super efficient solar panel with an efficiency of 50% (the theoretical max). This would of course make me billions MORE over the coming decades and centuries. |
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.....and take away my Wolverine healing factor. .....and my light saber, or Jedi skills to use it! |
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I'd banish PMS the sea of forgetfulness forever.
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ok, I know what would be hillarious as GFTD, have Bro Epley and Timmy switch bodies for a week. Could you imagine Timmy pastoring a UC church?
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I would do away with women having menopause.
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I would make a video or audio recording of EXACTLY what would be required of men according to the Word. That way we could put all this division and fighting to bed once and for all. Instead o farguing over "interpretations" we could just bring up the actual audio or visual of exactly what was required of men.
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I would do away with men balding.
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They didn't know they were naked before that. Also... would you only stop Adam? Or would you stop Eve too? |
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And this way Eve would have all the brains, and their kids would live forever. |
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randy, all the "self" wishes are disappointing. what about world hunger, disease, world peace? if i could do only one thing, i would make all the deserts to bloom like tropical weather to alleviate world hunger.
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just kidding, but doesnt she always say she wants world peace?
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And all of the other things would be taken care of by an undersized (but strong), freedom loving, low taxing government (which, as God, I would create and set safeguards so it could not be changed later by politicians seeking votes). |
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I didn't do the math , I just assumed..:heeheehee |
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the tree of life would tell you everything..:laffatu |
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I was just wondering if anybody is putting much thought into all of these changes that would change what God did?
I guess we sometimes feel that we have better ideas then He. :) |
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we are just brain storming here, have not come up with the final plans yet
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I would go back and heal my brother of all the health issues that killed him.
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First thing I would do would be to wish for more wishes but apparently that isn't allowed. |
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Although a lot of the answers to this thread are hilarious, I will not dignify this thread with the idea that I could do anything better than God (if I were Him for a day). I'm not so arrogant as to propose that God isn't doing a good enough job as it is. Who am I to undo, redo, or propose anything different. God is much greater than I could ever hope to be.
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I'd stop the suffering of little children.
I'd make sure everyone had enough to eat. I'd plant a kindness gene in each and every person. Stuff like that. |
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If I was God I would not change a thing.
God created this world perfectly. It's people that messed it up. If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land. That's how simple it is. |
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Election results from 2008 !
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