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Marriage quotes
I enjoy reading quotes on marriage. Here's one. please give some you know.
•No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying |
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"We're the census takers. Are you married or happy?" -Moe Howard
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"Mawage! ..."
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•When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.
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•At first a woman doesn’t want anything but a husband, but just as soon as she gets one, she wants everything else in the world
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Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are
chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: The other night when my fiance came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night. The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?' |
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"The main reason a man gets married is so he can find out how wrong he is about everything."
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"It is better to marry than to burn."
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The best way for a man and his wife to guarantee some time without the kids.... is to do the dinner dishes together...
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Another one I've heard many times, and tis true indeed...
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, with the same person. |
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No man knows what true happiness is until he gets married.....By then, of
course, it's too late. |
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Marriage is about having a good give and take relationship, I give and she takes.
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Proof of Deevolution
Year One-"I love you darling! You are the light of my life! We are going to have such a wonderful life! I'll never stop loving you, oh so much!" "I love you ever so much back my dearest, My whole day is spent thinking about you! I just don't know what I'd do without you! *Passionate kiss* Year Ten-How was your day dear? "It was alright, How was yours?" "Fine" *Quick kiss* Year Twenty-"Where's dinner?" "On the table." *Peck on the cheek* Year Thirty-"Grunt" "Snarl" |
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They did a study and found out a certain food kills a womens sex drive: wedding cake.
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uh... ladies!!! Seems the men have taken over here... need to call in the some backup from the ladies department .... I see only quotes here from men (except from myself)... the boat is tipping in their favor...
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I tell every young man about to get marrried he only needs to know 2 things to have a happy marrigage.
Yes Dear Im Sorry He doesnt have to mean it, but he sure better say it! |
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My dad always said, "A happy wife means a happy life."
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Make Mommy happy! Earlier this week, bigboy Ferd was giving his mommy some trouble. I asked him what rule number one was. He said (rolling his eyes) "Make mommy happy". I then explained to him that if he didnt make mommy happy then that would mean mommy would make daddy unhappy and there is no way he would get to be happy if I was not happy. He got the message... LOL. |
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A good wife is one who takes her horns off at night.
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If a husband speaks in the forest, and his wife is not there to hear him...
Is he still wrong? |
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Just to pretend to be fair, a dual gendered one...
Marriage consists of three rings. An engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering. |
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Brazilian Tango: A couple flirting outrageously with each other!
American Tango: The couple, now married, in love and settling into a routine. International Tango: The couple with zero passion, deciding to stay together for the sake of the kids. |
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Something the Groom needs to understand immediately after the "I do's", ...... "He can always be right, or he can be happy!"
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When you get married, you get the other person's family too.
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The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
- Cher, Funny Marriage Quotes When a man marries a woman, they become one--the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. – Croft M. Pentz, Funny Marriage Quotes Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake. - Elbert Hubbard, Funny Marriage Quotes A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late. - Frank Sinatra quotes Source of Marriage Quotes |
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