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MissBrattified 02-21-2012 09:02 PM

I've been both BLESSED and CURSED!!!
 
I received this in my inbox from an "anointed" man of God.

Quote:

I know you love the Lord Jesus so much that you like I

want them who is going to bless the Lord Jesus the most with

the blessings they have

that this will be acceptable to you as it is with me.

So I sent you this so as you would know what happened to you.

So you can praise the Lord for it as you see this come to pass.


Lord Jesus the Christ,

I petition thee to grant me this request.

I request that if this person using this screen name MissBrattified on this web site loves you more than I, Take all the blessings that God your Father has given to me and give them all to this person using the screen name MissBrattified on this web site and all their love ones.

But Lord Jesus,

If I love you more than this person using the screen name MissBrattified on this web site Take all the blessings that God your Father has given to this person using the screen name MissBrattified on this web site and all their love ones, and give them all to me.

amen.

The Lord giveth the Lord taketh away

blessed be the name of the Lord.


amen
WOW. :spit

Thoughts????? Opinions???? Anyone else receive similar VooDoo? :D

Cindy 02-21-2012 09:04 PM

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Not me, I'm a good girl. :D

This is just one strange, scary, person.

The Matt 02-21-2012 09:06 PM

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Oh my. WhoEVER this person could be, I'm sure they are a very insecure person. Let me ask you this, do you love the Lord with all your heart? I think you know the answer. How then, could you love him more? And interesting choice of words, voodoo. I was taught, if you pray to the Lord to hurt a person somehow, you ARE in fact practicing a type of witchcraft. But then again...I guess I'm just deceived. Who am I to question the Lord's anointed?

Jay 02-21-2012 09:08 PM

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Did you copy and paste this e-mail? I must say that I find the grammar and punctuation to be lacking. I would really hope that they are just pulling your chain.

MissBrattified 02-21-2012 09:09 PM

Re: I've been both BLESSED and CURSED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay (Post 1140045)
Did you copy and paste this e-mail? I must say that I find the grammar and punctuation to be lacking. I would really hope that they are just pulling your chain.


Yes. PM received on this forum; not an email. :coffee2

The Matt 02-21-2012 09:10 PM

Re: I've been both BLESSED and CURSED!!!
 
Would you care to share your coffee Miss?

MissBrattified 02-21-2012 09:12 PM

Re: I've been both BLESSED and CURSED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Matt (Post 1140050)
Would you care to share your coffee Miss?

Yes, and I'm thinking we need :girlpopcorn, too.

Jay 02-21-2012 09:13 PM

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I would say that we ban the vicious individual from the forum. I would hope that they are just yanking you around in fun. However, knowing that we have trolls, I would check them out and ban them. I would also send it to Admin and let them know that you are feeling a bit harassed by this individual.

The Matt 02-21-2012 09:13 PM

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French fries?

The Matt 02-21-2012 09:16 PM

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Eh, banning should be left to the big boys. I will say however, the forum would be a much happier place without, eh...some individuals. Like bbyrd for instance. :heeheehee

MissBrattified 02-21-2012 09:17 PM

Re: I've been both BLESSED and CURSED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Matt (Post 1140056)
French fries?

With chili and cheese...bleh...there's this place in our town that I've been trying to avoid that has the BEST chili-cheese fries and handmade burgers. And vanilla shakes. I shouldn't even be speaking of it. I'll probably end up darkening their doors tomorrow. :blink

AreYouReady? 02-21-2012 09:19 PM

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Oh no! Don't ban bbyrd. I like exercising my mind trying to figure out what he is saying.

houston 02-21-2012 09:20 PM

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bwahahaha

bertcarring 02-21-2012 09:22 PM

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Be careful who you disrespect.

Wisdom Key #6

The Lord is God.

And they can reach out and touch you anytime they desire.

In the Spirit.

The Matt 02-21-2012 09:24 PM

Re: I've been both BLESSED and CURSED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MissBrattified (Post 1140062)
With chili and cheese...bleh...there's this place in our town that I've been trying to avoid that has the BEST chili-cheese fries and handmade burgers. And vanilla shakes. I shouldn't even be speaking of it. I'll probably end up darkening their doors tomorrow. :blink

Mmmm...you so have me sold. Someone's going to Sonic tomorrow...I'm due for a diet cheat day.

Jay 02-21-2012 09:25 PM

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Mrs.Bratfield, I would like to say that whoever sent this to you is obviously of sub standard intellect.

By the way, would you like some pizza with that coffee, popcorn, and chilli cheese fries?

The Matt 02-21-2012 09:26 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bertcarring (Post 1140068)
Be careful who you disrespect.

Wisdom Key #6

The Lord is God.

And they can reach out and touch you anytime they desire.

In the Spirit.

Son, to get respect you have to give respect. I'm giving you no respect because I could care less if you or your spirits respect me.

The Matt 02-21-2012 09:27 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay (Post 1140070)
Mrs.Bratfield, I would like to say that whoever sent this to you is obviously of sub standard intellect.

By the way, would you like some pizza with that coffee, popcorn, and chilli cheese fries?

Mmmm pizza....coffee...popcorn...chili cheese fries...BURGER...*stomach growls*

MissBrattified 02-21-2012 09:28 PM

Re: I've been both BLESSED and CURSED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay (Post 1140070)
Mrs.Bratfield, I would like to say that whoever sent this to you is obviously of sub standard intellect.

By the way, would you like some pizza with that coffee, popcorn, and chilli cheese fries?

What I've come to realize on this thread is that I'm...












...















....really











....HUNGRY!!!!


And I didn't grocery shop yesterday and there aren't any good snacks in the house. :( Well, there are some stale tortilla chips, but they don't count and I'm not going to eat them.

The Matt 02-21-2012 09:30 PM

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Do the right thing Miss! Have a salad!

AreYouReady? 02-21-2012 09:31 PM

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Well, you won't be able to get out of the restaurant without a hot fudge sundae with nuts, whipped cream and cherry to finish the job of wrecking the diet. If you succumb, you blew it anyway so go for the brass ring of food! :thumbsup

The Matt 02-21-2012 09:32 PM

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Mmmm STOP! They have all that at sonic!

Jay 02-21-2012 09:44 PM

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I may have to stop at Wal-Mart before going to work so that I can get some ice cream or something. This thread is making me want a nice sweet snack.

MissBrattified 02-21-2012 09:45 PM

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Is this positive or negative peer pressure? :icecream

The Matt 02-21-2012 09:46 PM

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Negative for me, positive for all else. You're all very cold people. I'm looking at having to walk six miles tomorrow now.

AreYouReady? 02-21-2012 09:47 PM

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Why get something so mundane as ice cream from wal-mart? Go to the Dairy Queen and get something fancy like .. a banana split with extra whipped cream and ask them to line up 7 cherries across the top. Yummmm....

Jay 02-21-2012 09:48 PM

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We are encouraging you to use this thread as an excuse to go and enjoy some of those things that are normally forbidden. However, right now there is a special on idulgences that I am giving away for free. With this indulgence, you may splurge on that which you normally deny yourself, and start over knowing that you will feel like commencing a new start in the morning.

MissBrattified 02-21-2012 09:48 PM

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Dear Lard. :blink

AreYouReady? 02-21-2012 09:50 PM

Re: I've been both BLESSED and CURSED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Matt (Post 1140089)
Negative for me, positive for all else. You're all very cold people. I'm looking at having to walk six miles tomorrow now.

Why don't you just cut it down to jogging 3 miles?

The Matt 02-21-2012 09:50 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay (Post 1140093)
We are encouraging you to use this thread as an excuse to go and enjoy some of those things that are normally forbidden. However, right now there is a special on idulgences that I am giving away for free. With this indulgence, you may splurge on that which you normally deny yourself, and start over knowing that you will feel like commencing a new start in the morning.

Devil devil devil.

The Matt 02-21-2012 09:51 PM

Re: I've been both BLESSED and CURSED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by AreYouReady? (Post 1140096)
Why don't you just cut it down to jogging 3 miles?

White men can't jump, and fat men can't jog.

Jay 02-21-2012 09:51 PM

Re: I've been both BLESSED and CURSED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by AreYouReady? (Post 1140090)
Why get something so mundane as ice cream from wal-mart? Go to the Dairy Queen and get something fancy like .. a banana split with extra whipped cream and ask them to line up 7 cherries across the top. Yummmm....


Because I am passionately in love with cookies 'n' cream ice cream.

AreYouReady? 02-21-2012 09:52 PM

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:toofunny

AreYouReady? 02-21-2012 09:53 PM

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That can sport some cherries too.

The Matt 02-21-2012 09:54 PM

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12 ounce ribeye, double stuffed potato, and cheeeeeesecake. Oh and a salad if there's room.

Jay 02-21-2012 09:57 PM

Re: I've been both BLESSED and CURSED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Matt (Post 1140097)
Devil devil devil.

I will have you know that if you want it you can have it. Why just walk right up to the counter, name it and claim it. There is nothing more simple. It will also provide you with that little encouragement to do what you know must be done in the morning.:D


Quote:

Originally Posted by AreYouReady? (Post 1140103)
That can sport some cherries too.


Sadly I am not a fan of the cherries that are placed on ice cream.

AreYouReady? 02-21-2012 09:57 PM

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Well, I hardly ever eat Ribeyes. I rather have a 6 oz filet mignon because it is very lean and tender. Gotta have my raw food (salad) and baked potato is optional but I usually enjoy one that is loaded.

Jay 02-21-2012 09:58 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by The Matt (Post 1140104)
12 ounce ribeye, double stuffed potato, and cheeeeeesecake. Oh and a salad if there's room.


That is way out of my budget. The indulgence does not apply to those who bounce check books.:highfive

AreYouReady? 02-21-2012 09:59 PM

Re: I've been both BLESSED and CURSED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay (Post 1140106)
Sadly I am not a fan of the cherries that are placed on ice cream.

Ok you can have a double dip of cookies and cream in place of the cherries.

The Matt 02-21-2012 10:00 PM

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Filet Mignon is good. I'm one mean bbqer myself. Yet on a stove...I've been known to burn cereal and milk.


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