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Hoovie 04-13-2012 11:22 AM

The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
Lol! Finally the proof.



http://articles.businessinsider.com/...ur-drinks-beer

KeptByTheWord 04-13-2012 11:36 AM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
Yeah, but this was at the end of the article...

"The study also found that although the group that imbibed were better at creative problem solving, they did worse on memorization tasks."

So you have memory loss, but creative ability while drinking beer... interesting...

Twisp 04-13-2012 11:38 AM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by KeptByTheWord (Post 1154096)
Yeah, but this was at the end of the article...

"The study also found that although the group that imbibed were better at creative problem solving, they did worse on memorization tasks."

So you have memory loss, but creative ability while drinking beer... interesting...

If you suffer memory loss, than you won't remember that you suffered memory loss. Win-win!

TGBTG 04-13-2012 11:39 AM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
If it makes us smarter, then they have to start serving it as part of lunch in schools...lol

bbyrd009 04-13-2012 11:39 AM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
HA! I note Jesus was known as a wine-bibber : )

Hoovie 04-13-2012 11:42 AM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
What about church lobbies? How about a nook called Solomon's Wisdom? We could have a preservice prayer happy hour...

Twisp 04-13-2012 11:44 AM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoovie (Post 1154102)
What about church lobbies? How about a nook called Solomon's Wisdom? We could have a preservice prayer happy hour...

It should be called Solomon's Beerdom.

RandyWayne 04-13-2012 11:47 AM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TGBTG (Post 1154099)
If it makes us smarter, then they have to start serving it as part of lunch in schools...lol

http://www.demotivationalposters.org...1273368308.jpg

berkeley 04-13-2012 01:12 PM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
Yeah, but, the more you drink the prettier they look. Coyote Ugly.

Cindy 04-13-2012 01:15 PM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
So that's why people drink too much beer, memory loss. They forget they have been drinking. Answers the question that police officers ask when they pull you over. I have had only 2 beers ociffer, but who's counting?

Margies3 04-13-2012 01:32 PM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
Milk makes your bones and teeth stronger too. But I don't like milk. So I don't drink it. Same with beer. I don't care if they tell me it is straight from the Fountain of Youth. I hate the stuff. Now on the other hand, if strawberry margaritas have any redeeming value, I do enjoy those :) Please keep us posted when you find good news on those.

bbyrd009 04-13-2012 01:57 PM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
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Originally Posted by Margies3 (Post 1154137)
Milk makes your bones and teeth stronger too. But I don't like milk. So I don't drink it. Same with beer. I don't care if they tell me it is straight from the Fountain of Youth. I hate the stuff. Now on the other hand, if strawberry margaritas have any redeeming value, I do enjoy those :) Please keep us posted when you find good news on those.

Are you kidding? Strawberries, lime; loaded with antioxidants.

bbyrd009 04-13-2012 01:59 PM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoovie (Post 1154102)
What about church lobbies? How about a nook called Solomon's Wisdom? We could have a preservice prayer happy hour...

Hey! You could invite Bob Marley, in situ even,
if you get me--he's right here, he said he'll come.
Ah, but then you'd have to get ready for revival...
: )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=-1_D-DjLbU8

Titus2woman 04-13-2012 02:18 PM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoovie (Post 1154102)
What about church lobbies? How about a nook called Solomon's Wisdom? We could have a preservice prayer happy hour...

Sign me up... I'll even bring homemade beer! :)

Pressing-On 04-13-2012 02:21 PM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by KeptByTheWord (Post 1154096)
Yeah, but this was at the end of the article...

"The study also found that although the group that imbibed were better at creative problem solving, they did worse on memorization tasks."

So you have memory loss, but creative ability while drinking beer... interesting...

Well, that explains it. I was.....forgot what I was going to say. :heeheehee

Hoovie 04-13-2012 02:28 PM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Margies3 (Post 1154137)
Milk makes your bones and teeth stronger too. But I don't like milk. So I don't drink it. Same with beer. I don't care if they tell me it is straight from the Fountain of Youth. I hate the stuff. Now on the other hand, if strawberry margaritas have any redeeming value, I do enjoy those :) Please keep us posted when you find good news on those.

I think you are just trying justify your Margarita habit... Oh wait! Strawberries!? Go for it! Make them organic though.

Sam 04-14-2012 04:51 PM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
Does beer make you smarter?


well .......

duh.....


it made Bud wiser, didn't it?

forgivenson 04-14-2012 04:55 PM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TGBTG (Post 1154099)
If it makes us smarter, then they have to start serving it as part of lunch in schools...lol

(say's it all)

RandyWayne 04-14-2012 05:44 PM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 1154374)
Does beer make you smarter?


well .......

duh.....


it made Bud wiser, didn't it?

Well, it IS the "King number one! <here comes the King>"

Jack Shephard 04-14-2012 06:10 PM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
And it saves your life too!

Cindy 04-14-2012 06:16 PM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
Tequila!!

Jack Shephard 04-14-2012 06:21 PM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
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Originally Posted by Cindy (Post 1154390)
Tequila!!

I am picturing you dancing like Pee Wee Herman right now.

Cindy 04-14-2012 06:23 PM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
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Originally Posted by Jack Shephard (Post 1154391)
I am picturing you dancing like Pee Wee Herman right now.

Ummm, NO. I danced way better than him. But, I did drink tequila back in the day. :happydance

Jack Shephard 04-14-2012 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Cindy (Post 1154392)
Ummm, NO. I danced way better than him. But, I did drink tequila back in the day. :happydance

I've never been much for tequila but beer... If it is Stella, Corona with a lime or a Sapporo then I'm in!

Hoovie 04-14-2012 06:59 PM

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I have two cans of Budweiser NA. Does that count for getting the smarts?

Jack Shephard 04-14-2012 07:06 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoovie (Post 1154395)
I have two cans of Budweiser NA. Does that count for getting the smarts?

Hoovie, it only matters if it is consumed.

Hoovie 04-14-2012 07:13 PM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
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Originally Posted by Jack Shephard (Post 1154396)
Hoovie, it only matters if it is consumed.

Well they don't come in two packs!

Jack Shephard 04-14-2012 07:14 PM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
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Originally Posted by Hoovie (Post 1154397)
Well they don't come in two packs!

They do if some redneck stole the others

Cindy 04-14-2012 07:26 PM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Shephard (Post 1154398)
They do if some redneck stole the others

:heeheehee

Hoovie 04-14-2012 08:36 PM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Cindy (Post 1154390)
Tequila!!

CINDY!

I'm shocked!

Do you eat that worm too??? :spit

Margies3 04-14-2012 08:42 PM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bbyrd009 (Post 1154149)
Are you kidding? Strawberries, lime; loaded with antioxidants.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cindy (Post 1154390)
Tequila!!

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Hoovie, you are shocked at Cindy, but you expected it from me?? I think I might be offended. Well, maybe. But on the other hand, maybe the beer just made me think more. Oh wait. I don't drink beer. Must have been the strawberries. Yep, that's it. It's the strawberries.

Hoovie 04-14-2012 08:46 PM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Margies3 (Post 1154418)
:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Hoovie, you are shocked at Cindy, but you expected it from me?? I think I might be offended. Well, maybe. But on the other hand, maybe the beer just made me think more. Oh wait. I don't drink beer. Must have been the strawberries. Yep, that's it. It's the strawberries.

Margie you do have a reputation...

If you throw some yeast and sugar on those strawberries and let them rot - you'll do just fine.

AreYouReady? 04-14-2012 09:03 PM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 1154374)
Does beer make you smarter?


well .......

duh.....


it made Bud wiser, didn't it?

:toofunny

...and Tom, Terry and Timmy too!

AreYouReady? 04-14-2012 09:05 PM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoovie (Post 1154419)
Margie you do have a reputation...

If you throw some yeast and sugar on those strawberries and let them rot - you'll do just fine.

Yeah there is nothing like good old rotten strawberries sliding down your throat. :lol

Margies3 04-14-2012 09:09 PM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoovie (Post 1154419)
Margie you do have a reputation...

If you throw some yeast and sugar on those strawberries and let them rot - you'll do just fine.

Soaking them thoroughly in tequila works even better :) And doesn't rot them in the process!

Cindy 04-14-2012 09:29 PM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoovie (Post 1154416)
CINDY!

I'm shocked!

Do you eat that worm too??? :spit

I don't drink alcohol anymore, I haven't since I was in my 20's. Good grief. And yes, I did sometimes.

Cindy 04-14-2012 09:30 PM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoovie (Post 1154419)
Margie you do have a reputation...

If you throw some yeast and sugar on those strawberries and let them rot - you'll do just fine.

:heeheehee

Cindy 04-14-2012 09:30 PM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Margies3 (Post 1154422)
Soaking them thoroughly in tequila works even better :) And doesn't rot them in the process!

:toofunny

berkeley 04-14-2012 11:31 PM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Cindy (Post 1154423)
I don't drink alcohol anymore, I haven't since I was in my 20's. Good grief. And yes, I did sometimes.

About a century ago! :happydance

Cindy 04-15-2012 07:35 AM

Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by berkeley (Post 1154445)
About a century ago! :happydance

:smack


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