Late Night Calls w/ Jacob's Ladder
 

It's 3:43am and the phone lines are now open. Listeners, if you're just tuning in, the phone lines are now open. Jacob's Ladder will be taking and answering your questions. Your sanity is one question away!

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You forgot to leave the toll free phone number!

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:heeheehee

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OH SORRY---- 1 (800) I-BE-HOLY or you can just post your question here.

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Mr. Ladder, my question is: how many Apostolics does it take to change a light bulb?

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If it was an original Apostolic, it would only take one. But if it was one of AFF's apostolics, it would probably take the entire forum, because each one of them would have their own truth about how a light bulb should be installed.

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:highfive

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That is hilarious and so true:heeheehee

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True Apostolics wouldn't change a light bulb - they would just pray for healing for the original light bulb.

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They would tell it to pray through because obviously there must be sin in the camp of the light bulb or it would not have gone out.:happydance

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Only the "No New Light Bulb Unless God Wills It!" sect believes that. Most of us believe that God gave some of us the ability to actually MAKE new bulbs.

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:ursofunny

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TRUE Apostolics don't need no stinkin' light bulb. They already have all the Light they need.

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:thumbsup

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Phone lines are now open!

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Why do Apostolic preachers develope that deep voice, and that lean back and look one up and down, when greeting someone they haven't seen in awhile??? Then ask the question, where you going to church now??? Really strange, help me out.

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Crakjak, you already know why.

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Heh, Heh!!!:highfive

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They think preachers are suppose to have a deep voice and perhaps they think a deep voice will be better heard. But I tell you that nothing beats a deeper voice other than an anointed voice!


They're wanting to see how you're dressing. In most cases your inner man is recognized by your outer appearance. Notice, I said in most cases, not all.

They figure you need Jesus and been getting a fix else where. What the preacher don't know is that you're doing just fine at home drinking some of that Gin with coke.

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Why is it okay to judge a conservative but if a conservative judges someone they are called a Pharisee?

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It's not okay. But some people are double standard hypocrites!

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Is Elvis still alive????

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Yes, he is sunbathing with Tupac Shakur on the outskirts of Maui.

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:yourock

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Oh ok.. Now I understand.. Thanks

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Why is it that a perverted spirit always surrounds women preachers?

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And is a "women preacher" an oxymoron statement?

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Because perversion attracts perversion.

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It's 11:05PM pst and the lines are now open! Your sanity is one question away!

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Never got the answer to this question.

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No. A preacher is one who publicly proclaims the gospel. Anyone can be a preacher.

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Hello....caller you're on the air.....Hello?.....Hello? I guess we lost that caller.

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Dude! You are on it tonight!!

Spot on, hitting the mark!

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If Trinitarins are so lost why does God Baptize them with His Spirit? Is He just playing a cruel joke on them?

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I can answer that but ill let the host do it.

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Because they ask......it's a gift. :gift

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Is it on credit my good brother????

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:thumbsup:yourock

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Sometimes I think certain people speak for God when they ought not to.

It's like you talking to a friend and somebody else comes along and butts into your conversation and answers in place of your friend.

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He allows Trinitarians to receive the Holy Ghost, just as He allowed those to whom He said, " depart from me," (Matt 7:22) to those who performed miracles in His name, cast out demons and prophesied. God can't deny His spoken word. His word allows you access to the supernatural irregardless of you possessing truth. However, by His word you will also be judged in the end. His love can't surpass his word, and it's for that reason those who professed to know Him were cast away. His love and faithfullness allows you access to the supernatural but His righteouness and spoken word will bring Judgement. Obedience is better than sacrifice.