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Jermyn Davidson 08-23-2013 10:21 AM
You might be a redneck if...
 
You might be a redneck if you think a cul-de-sac is a nasty groin injury.

:waving

RandyWayne 08-23-2013 10:33 AM
Re: You might be a redneck if...
 
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http://the-weddingvendors.com/wp-con...ck-wedding.jpg

http://meetthegrants.com/images/RedneckTimeOut.jpg

http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/ima...cup_holder.jpg

n david 08-23-2013 11:12 AM
Re: You might be a redneck if...
 
My eyes!!! My EYES!! :aaa

houston 08-23-2013 11:18 AM
Re: You might be a redneck if...
 
Let's start a thread for black jokes.

n david 08-23-2013 11:58 AM
Re: You might be a redneck if...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by houston (Post 1270869)
Let's start a thread for black jokes.
Now, now...there's nothing wrong with redneck jokes. :dogpat

And BTW, redneck is NOT a color. You can be a white redneck, a black redneck, a brown redneck...I've seen rednecks of all colors, not just white. :lol

RandyWayne 08-23-2013 12:15 PM
Re: You might be a redneck if...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by n david (Post 1270880)
Now, now...there's nothing wrong with redneck jokes. :dogpat

And BTW, redneck is NOT a color. You can be a white redneck, a black redneck, a brown redneck...I've seen rednecks of all colors, not just white. :lol
You can also be an in-bred redneck, and out-bred redneck and a still-bred (whatever that means) redneck.

n david 08-23-2013 12:18 PM
Re: You might be a redneck if...
 
Talk about rednecks...this is AWESOME! These rednecks built a slip n slide with a loop!

CNN VIDEO LINK

houston 08-23-2013 01:31 PM
Re: You might be a redneck if...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by n david (Post 1270880)
Now, now...there's nothing wrong with redneck jokes. :dogpat

And BTW, redneck is NOT a color. You can be a white redneck, a black redneck, a brown redneck...I've seen rednecks of all colors, not just white. :lol
There is nothing wrong with black jokes.

n david 08-23-2013 01:35 PM
Re: You might be a redneck if...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by houston (Post 1270902)
There is nothing wrong with black jokes.
Eeehhhhhh....yah. Redneck isn't about a color, but black jokes, polish jokes, etc are almost all inherently racist.

houston 08-23-2013 01:37 PM
Re: You might be a redneck if...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by n david (Post 1270903)
Eeehhhhhh....yah. Redneck isn't about a color, but black jokes, polish jokes, etc are almost inherently racist.
Redneck isn't a color??? You say "redneck" and the first thing that pops into peoples minds is trashy uneducated white people.

n david 08-23-2013 01:46 PM
Re: You might be a redneck if...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by houston (Post 1270904)
Redneck isn't a color??? You say "redneck" and the first thing that pops into peoples minds is trashy uneducated white people.
Look,

1) don't talk about my cousin like that... :smack :lol :lol :lol
2) you can be a black redneck, a white redneck, a brown redneck; being a redneck is a lifestyle, not a color.

Godzchild 08-23-2013 04:21 PM
Re: You might be a redneck if...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by houston (Post 1270902)
There is nothing wrong with black jokes.
then there would be nothing wrong with Hispanic jokes then, right ?

n david 08-23-2013 04:50 PM
Growing up, Polish jokes were popular. I didn't know any better. I'd tell them to anyone and everyone...including a man who was Polish. He didn't laugh, instead I had to apologize.

I still tell a couple of the jokes; I just change from Polish to redneck. :lol

Godzchild 08-23-2013 05:03 PM
Re: You might be a redneck if...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by n david (Post 1270936)
Growing up, Polish jokes were popular. I didn't know any better. I'd tell them to anyone and everyone...including a man who was Polish. He didn't laugh, instead I had to apologize.

I still tell a couple of the jokes; I just change from Polish to redneck. :lol
:heeheehee

Godzchild 08-23-2013 05:11 PM
Re: You might be a redneck if...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by n david (Post 1270936)
Growing up, Polish jokes were popular. I didn't know any better. I'd tell them to anyone and everyone...including a man who was Polish. He didn't laugh, instead I had to apologize.

I still tell a couple of the jokes; I just change from Polish to redneck. :lol
I could really never understand American jokes too much anyway.

RandyWayne 08-23-2013 05:12 PM
Re: You might be a redneck if...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by n david (Post 1270936)
Growing up, Polish jokes were popular. I didn't know any better. I'd tell them to anyone and everyone...including a man who was Polish. He didn't laugh, instead I had to apologize.

I still tell a couple of the jokes; I just change from Polish to redneck. :lol
Shoot, I'm about 50% polish and I still tell polock jokes.

RandyWayne 08-23-2013 05:13 PM
Re: You might be a redneck if...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Godzchild (Post 1270932)
then there would be nothing wrong with Hispanic jokes then, right ?
Hispanics don't lend themselves to that many jokes other than pointing out how they are always so *sleepy*. :slaphappy

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbvie...can-design.jpg

Godzchild 08-23-2013 05:14 PM
Re: You might be a redneck if...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by RandyWayne (Post 1270940)
Hispanics don't lend themselves to that many jokes other than pointing out how they are always so *sleepy*. :slaphappy

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbvie...can-design.jpg
:heeheehee

shag 08-23-2013 05:47 PM
Re: You might be a redneck if...
 
I just did something really stupid that is well deserving of the village idiot thread! And I'd say it was borderline redneck...

Speaking of redneck, I recently read a bumper sticker on the back of a diesel pickup that was in front of me, that said "Diesel smoke makes me horny".

Abiding Now 08-23-2013 05:48 PM
Re: You might be a redneck if...
 
Know what Davy Crockett said when he looked over the wall at the Alamo and saw Santa Anna's army?











































Where did all the lawn care people come from?


:happydance

n david 08-23-2013 06:02 PM
Re: You might be a redneck if...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Abiding Now (Post 1270950)
Know what Davy Crockett said when he looked over the wall at the Alamo and saw Santa Anna's army?

Where did all the lawn care people come from?

:happydance
I didn't laugh...cause it's not funny. Not being all PC or anything, but it's just not ha ha funny.

Abiding Now 08-23-2013 06:05 PM
Re: You might be a redneck if...
 
So, making fun of working class white folks is funny, but working class hispanic folks isn't.

Oh well maybe next time.

houston 08-23-2013 08:27 PM
Re: You might be a redneck if...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Godzchild (Post 1270932)
then there would be nothing wrong with Hispanic jokes then, right ?
Nope. I can't stand my people.

houston 08-23-2013 08:29 PM
Re: You might be a redneck if...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Abiding Now (Post 1270956)
So, making fun of working class white folks is funny, but working class hispanic folks isn't.

Oh well maybe next time.
They're not making fun of whites. Apparently anyone can be a redneck.

commonsense 08-23-2013 09:29 PM
Re: You might be a redneck if...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by RandyWayne (Post 1270939)
Shoot, I'm about 50% polish and I still tell polock jokes.
I'm 50% Polish and growing up heard ALL the Polish jokes and often waited for the joke to end before mentioning my Polish heritage. :bigbaby

But, having lived in several cities, the jokes remain the same but depending on the city/state the nationality changes.

You'd think the PC police would have stopped it all!

Godzchild 08-24-2013 08:33 AM
Re: You might be a redneck if...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by houston (Post 1270976)
Nope. I can't stand my people.
:heeheehee that's bad~ ;p

Godzchild 08-24-2013 11:26 AM
Re: You might be a redneck if...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jermyn Davidson (Post 1270860)
You might be a redneck if you think a cul-de-sac is a nasty groin injury.

:waving
see what you started....:heeheehee

Jermyn Davidson 08-25-2013 07:07 PM
Re: You might be a redneck if...
 
"Redneck" jokes were made popular by white people.

"Redneck" jokes generally do not have a hateful tone them.

The same concept is demonstrated on college campuses all over the country.

Ever notice how that "Black Student Unions" are usually not about spewing hatred and racial seclusion and usually have members or work very closely with people and organizations who are not black or "black oriented"?



However, I wouldn't come on here and start a thread with a white joke.

Neither will you find the ku klux klan or the new black panther party looking to form working relationships with people black or white people, respectively.


In fact, because I am black, I am more inclined to start a thread with a black joke. Now, I haven't and I won't do this, and I don't usually make "black" jokes, but if I have or ever will, I know my own intentions.

Houston, maybe you should give me a call.

Any one else who may think that I might have a problem with racial prejudice, you can PM me. If warranted, I'll give you my phone number and we can talk things out over the phone.

After we become friends, I'll invite you to dinner where we can have pierogies, fried chicken, kung pao pork, fish tacos or whatever culture whose food you may desire.

Godzchild 08-26-2013 07:34 AM
Re: You might be a redneck if...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jermyn Davidson (Post 1271280)
"Redneck" jokes were made popular by white people.

"Redneck" jokes generally do not have a hateful tone them.

The same concept is demonstrated on college campuses all over the country.

Ever notice how that "Black Student Unions" are usually not about spewing hatred and racial seclusion and usually have members or work very closely with people and organizations who are not black or "black oriented"?



However, I wouldn't come on here and start a thread with a white joke.

Neither will you find the ku klux klan or the new black panther party looking to form working relationships with people black or white people, respectively.


In fact, because I am black, I am more inclined to start a thread with a black joke. Now, I haven't and I won't do this, and I don't usually make "black" jokes, but if I have or ever will, I know my own intentions.

Houston, maybe you should give me a call.

Any one else who may think that I might have a problem with racial prejudice, you can PM me. If warranted, I'll give you my phone number and we can talk things out over the phone.

After we become friends, I'll invite you to dinner where we can have pierogies, fried chicken, kung pao pork, fish tacos or whatever culture whose food you may desire.
Love your spirit Brother~ Too bad many cant see it like this.

navygoat1998 08-26-2013 08:07 AM
Re: You might be a redneck if...
 
Dude I grew up in Central Florida in a trailer park and lived among the rednecks and white trash. Ergo tis one of the reasons I joined the Navy.........:happydance

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Jeff-Foxworth...DDsnQ~~_35.JPG

BeenThinkin 08-30-2013 08:23 PM
Re: You might be a redneck if...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jermyn Davidson (Post 1271280)
"Redneck" jokes were made popular by white people.

"Redneck" jokes generally do not have a hateful tone them.

The same concept is demonstrated on college campuses all over the country.

Ever notice how that "Black Student Unions" are usually not about spewing hatred and racial seclusion and usually have members or work very closely with people and organizations who are not black or "black oriented"?



However, I wouldn't come on here and start a thread with a white joke.

Neither will you find the ku klux klan or the new black panther party looking to form working relationships with people black or white people, respectively.


In fact, because I am black, I am more inclined to start a thread with a black joke. Now, I haven't and I won't do this, and I don't usually make "black" jokes, but if I have or ever will, I know my own intentions.

Houston, maybe you should give me a call.

Any one else who may think that I might have a problem with racial prejudice, you can PM me. If warranted, I'll give you my phone number and we can talk things out over the phone.

After we become friends, I'll invite you to dinner where we can have pierogies, fried chicken, kung pao pork, fish tacos or whatever culture whose food you may desire.

What about watermelon? Just couldn't resist JD. I do have a question, tho! Where did the term "Redneck" come from and how did we arrive at it's meaning? Just wonderin'!

I recently performed a Redneck wedding. How did I know? The bride marched in to the song, "I'm A Redneck Girl!" lol

Been Thinkin

houston 08-30-2013 08:41 PM
Re: You might be a redneck if...
 
That's a song?

BeenThinkin 08-30-2013 08:55 PM
Re: You might be a redneck if...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by houston (Post 1272430)
That's a song?

Yep! Except it's "A Redneck Woman," not a Redneck Girl.

Redneck Woman - Gretchen Wilson It's on YouTube!

Been Thinkin

houston 08-30-2013 09:02 PM
Re: You might be a redneck if...
 
...redneck woman, ain't no high class broad.


LOL. Wow.


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