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n david 09-08-2013 08:28 PM
Cover Your Crack!!
 
"I'm not saying you have to dress like 'Little House on the Prairie,' but can you cover your crack?"

:lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu-ElCoRjAA

Pressing-On 09-08-2013 08:31 PM
Re: Cover Your Crack!!
 
Wow, he is really stressed out over it. "It's the new cleavage."

:toofunny :toofunny

Pressing-On 09-08-2013 08:35 PM
Re: Cover Your Crack!!
 
"You don't have to dress like Little House on the Prairie, but could you cover your crack?" :toofunny

n david 09-08-2013 08:50 PM
Re: Cover Your Crack!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 1274030)
Wow, he is really stressed out over it. "It's the new cleavage."

:toofunny :toofunny
"It's the new cleavage." That 'cracks' me up! :toofunny

Pressing-On 09-08-2013 09:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by n david (Post 1274034)
"It's the new cleavage." That 'cracks' me up! :toofunny
:toofunny :toofunny

RandyWayne 09-08-2013 09:53 PM
Re: Cover Your Crack!!
 
But I LIKE construction workers whistling at me when I walk by!

crakjak 09-08-2013 10:21 PM
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"Pants falling down, looking like a fool, pants on the ground....."

Nitehawk013 09-09-2013 04:32 AM
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I saw one hte other day by this guy. His name is Anderson or somethign like that from Tempe AZ. He was preaching about how pentecostal speaking in tongues is demonic and we are all possessed if we do it. He preaches pretty hard against many things, but he is also dumber thana bag of hammers judging by some of the things he says in his videos.

renee819 09-09-2013 05:29 AM
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It is sickening. However, no use preaching to the world. They will do what they will do. But any Christian should know better.

endtimer 09-09-2013 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted by crakjak (Post 1274042)
"Pants falling down, looking like a fool, pants on the ground....."
Ha, Ha... I remember that! Those were better days on American Idol.

Godzchild 09-09-2013 01:21 PM
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Crack kills......the eyes and all! :heeheehee

n david 09-09-2013 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Godzchild (Post 1274149)
Crack kills......the eyes and all! :heeheehee
That cartoon is hilarious! :toofunny

RandyWayne 09-09-2013 01:31 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Godzchild (Post 1274149)
Crack kills......the eyes and all! :heeheehee
http://www.apostolicfriendsforum.com...1&d=1378754463

:slaphappy

Godzchild 09-09-2013 01:32 PM
Re: Cover Your Crack!!
 
well there was one of a "lost Obama" but I figured someone would read "racism" into it so I will leave that one alone! LOL

RandyWayne 09-09-2013 01:32 PM
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http://visboo.com/img/new/people_of_walmart_50.jpg

RandyWayne 09-09-2013 01:37 PM
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http://acidcow.com/pics/20130418/peo...walmart_39.jpg

Godzchild 09-09-2013 02:45 PM
Re: Cover Your Crack!!
 
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Originally Posted by RandyWayne (Post 1274160)
OMG....LOL.....you finished me off with these....LOLOLOLOL

BeenThinkin 09-09-2013 02:49 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Godzchild (Post 1274149)
Crack kills......the eyes and all! :heeheehee


Godzchild????? That ain't you is it? :heeheehee :happydance JUST KIDDIN'! Now I'm in trouble DEEP! Read the big print! JUST KIDDIN'!

Been Thinkin

(Maybe I wasn't thinkin') Shoulda been tho! :happydance

n david 09-09-2013 02:49 PM
Re: Cover Your Crack!!
 
:uhoh My eyes!!!! My eyes!!!!

:smack

Godzchild 09-09-2013 02:50 PM
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poor kitty ~:heeheehee

Godzchild 09-09-2013 02:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BeenThinkin (Post 1274183)
Godzchild????? That ain't you is it? :heeheehee :happydance JUST KIDDIN'! Now I'm in trouble DEEP! Read the big print! JUST KIDDIN'!

Been Thinkin

(Maybe I wasn't thinkin') Shoulda been tho! :happydance
Oh ha ha....NOPE no hardly......:heeheehee Im not a dude LOL poor wee one will be scarred the rest of its life!

BeenThinkin 09-09-2013 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Godzchild (Post 1274188)
Oh ha ha....NOPE no hardly......:heeheehee Im not a dude LOL poor wee one will be scarred the rest of its life!

I would be too if she had sat on me like that! :happydance

BT

Godzchild 09-09-2013 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by BeenThinkin (Post 1274189)
I would be too if she had sat on me like that! :happydance

BT
my bad....I thought you were speaking of the one RW posted....lol and still no, the big lady in the one I posted ....*snickering* NOT hardly....I am only 5 feet tall and only 105 pounds......my family walks about the house trying not to step on me....lol My husband (6'2"), daughter and son are 5'9" and 6' so I am the smallest and shortest....lol

rgcraig 09-09-2013 03:02 PM
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"don't walk in this church showing your crack"..............lol!

rgcraig 09-09-2013 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by RandyWayne (Post 1274157)
Oh my, I can't unsee that now!!!!

Godzchild 09-09-2013 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 1274193)
"don't walk in this church showing your crack"..............lol!
this goes for the (female) boobie crack as well.....no one wants to see that either! :heeheehee

Godzchild 09-09-2013 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 1274194)
Oh my, I can't unsee that now!!!!
he is a therapists "dream client"....lol

RandyWayne 09-09-2013 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Godzchild (Post 1274195)
this goes for the (female) boobie crack as well.....no one wants to see that either! :heeheehee
Says you!

One of my favorite lines:
"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the Sun. You don't stare at it, its too risky! You get a sense of it then you look away."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5F8g1SgpuU

Godzchild 09-09-2013 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by RandyWayne (Post 1274199)
Says you!

One of my favorite lines:
"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the Sun. You don't stare at it, its too risky! You get a sense of it then you look away."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5F8g1SgpuU
:throwrock:heeheehee

BeenThinkin 09-09-2013 04:03 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Godzchild (Post 1274191)
my bad....I thought you were speaking of the one RW posted....lol and still no, the big lady in the one I posted ....*snickering* NOT hardly....I am only 5 feet tall and only 105 pounds......my family walks about the house trying not to step on me....lol My husband (6'2"), daughter and son are 5'9" and 6' so I am the smallest and shortest....lol

Godzchild....... whatever you do, if that lady stops by to visit with you folks, PLEASE stay out of her way! As small as you are......... well do I need to say any more? :happydance

BT

Godzchild 09-09-2013 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by BeenThinkin (Post 1274204)
Godzchild....... whatever you do, if that lady stops by to visit with you folks, PLEASE stay out of her way! As small as you are......... well do I need to say any more? :happydance

BT
:heeheehee

endtimer 09-09-2013 10:09 PM
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Here ya go. [IMG]http://i637.photobucket.com/albums/u...ps99942dde.jpg[/IMG]

Godzchild 09-10-2013 06:26 AM
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Originally Posted by endtimer (Post 1274237)
:heeheehee

Jermyn Davidson 09-10-2013 07:14 AM
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On a slightly more serious note, I do see that MANY voices from outside of Pentecost are ringing the bells of HOLINESS louder and louder-- usually without the trappings of legalism, but ringing the bells nonetheless.

ILG 09-10-2013 07:30 AM
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So, men, can you tell me why this guy is blowing a gasket over this? I agree that showing your "crack" isn't the best idea. But, is this guy projecting his problem onto the women he is seeing? What do you think? I see his point and am irritated with him all at the same time.

ILG 09-10-2013 07:31 AM
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RandyWayne, I will never be the same.....

ILG 09-10-2013 07:32 AM
Re: Cover Your Crack!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Godzchild (Post 1274195)
this goes for the (female) boobie crack as well.....no one wants to see that either! :heeheehee
No, the point is everybody (male population) wants to see it but aren't supposed to! LOL!

Godzchild 09-10-2013 07:49 AM
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Originally Posted by ILG (Post 1274256)
No, the point is everybody (male population) wants to see it but aren't supposed to! LOL!
:thumbsup

n david 09-10-2013 08:28 AM
Re: Cover Your Crack!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ILG (Post 1274254)
So, men, can you tell me why this guy is blowing a gasket over this? I agree that showing your "crack" isn't the best idea. But, is this guy projecting his problem onto the women he is seeing? What do you think? I see his point and am irritated with him all at the same time.
I don't think he's projecting anything; I think he's honestly upset with the trend in fashion that's out there right now -- the low-rise women's jeans that show crack at the slightest movement and the guys sagging their pants/shorts, showing off most of their underwear.

I agree with him. It's hilarious to see him so worked up, but he's got a point.

n david 09-10-2013 08:32 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jermyn Davidson (Post 1274252)
On a slightly more serious note, I do see that MANY voices from outside of Pentecost are ringing the bells of HOLINESS louder and louder-- usually without the trappings of legalism, but ringing the bells nonetheless.
I've seen several articles posted on Charisma mag (which was started by the AoG) about modesty lately. I think people are getting turned off by the skimpy, over-sexed fashion that's being pushed on -- not just adults -- but young girls as well.


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