Pastor Poster's Court
 

For those of you that have not noticed we have a new King on AFF.

You know him You love Him The King of Thread Starters.........



Pastor Poster!!!!!:rooting:hanky:hanky:hanky:hanky:hanky: amen

I do have aspirations to be knighted in this most prestigous court. Oh what my leige would be the requirements??????:bow:bow:bow:king

Does the king wear leggings and have a ring?

You can be Prince!

oh my! If that is my option I will remain a pheasant.....er saint

*****blowing of multiple trumpets*****

Here Ye!! Here Ye!! The call goes out through all the land. Are ye able?

Are ye willing? Can ye type with the speed of the Dragon Slayer..Pastor Poster?

Come one! Come all! Join the crusade lead by our King the moderatly liberal conservative. We must form our round table allegiance before the month on yonder Fall.

Who will accept the challenge.

Oooh, I love that title, "Moderately Liberal Conservative".

I finally find definition at age 40. :sly

You're 40!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not 'til September 19th.

PP ... you owe me back taxes ... you got 48 hours.

:killinme
King PP, I see your Jester showed up!:killinme

Nov and I'll be 37, Elder.

Your good kid. You're real good. But you'll never be good enough!


BWWWWHAHA!!!!:lol

I have more threads than you. I started the threads that provided the discussions that led led to your 14,000 posts!

He's a funny guy, have you seen him dance and do puppets?

With the newly self-appointed Magnus Post Emporer in place as soon as I can figure out the avatar thingie I will become the kingdom"s Noble Knight in training.

Let me point out that there is a desparate call for more subjects/pheasants.

We are in fear of the "Too Many Chiefs and not enough Indians" syndrome. Or as some call it.....UPCI.

:nothingtoadd

Forgiven none are excluded here unless:

You wear make-up
wear female pants
swim
play sports
own TV
watch TV
wear jewelry
wear shorts
wear
go to plays
listen to anything outside of the Gaithers
wear lapel pins
trim your hair
are a female
open toed shoes
seams in your hose
cap sleeves
no sleeves

before anyone else claims the title, I anoint myself the Royal Smarmy Potentate.

:13loads

Yes Berkley? The male ones seem to be fine.

We all await the appointment of the true King. He will thusly maketh all appointments.....all depending on his preferences of course.

:killinme:killinme:killinme

OK now I'm with you......:killinme:killinme:killinme

*cough* I am my own king, thank you. I need not apoinment by another.

WE WILL NOT LET THIS TURN INTO SOME LIBERAL FIASCO SIR!!!:ernie:telephone

We preach againsnt isolationism unless of course we are speaking in relation to the AS. Then it seems to be whatever.

The fight now is between the a King and an Emporer. I tend to lean towards a king.

em·per·or http://cache.lexico.com/g/d/premium.gif http://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/g...una/thinsp.pnghttp://cache.lexico.com/g/d/speaker.gif /ˈɛmhttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/g...una/thinsp.pngpərhttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/g...una/thinsp.pngər/ [em-per-er] noun 1.the male sovereign or supreme ruler of an empire: the emperors of Rome.

1 point Emporer.

The bible settles it for you... John 19:15 We have no king but Caesar.

Emporer it is.

we serve the King of Kings

An emperor is a king of kings .... i.e. Caesar [emperor] over King Herod...

Bake me a roll, kaiserboy.

2 points emporer.

And I rule PP ...

Emperor. :girlpopcorn

My speelink / tipink shertcominks r weel nown.

Sooo meee

Doont fil bahd, u wur naut the ownly wun.

Three truths about emperors.

All of them apply to Daniel.

1.The emperor has lost his groove.

2. The emperor has no clothes.

3. The emperor is a penguin.

Edited for the sake of truthfulness in posting.:sly

Three Truths about "kings"

1. The king is dead .... Pastor Poser is subbing
2. I taught this king his English.
3. Oedipus Rex had SERIOUS problems.

Famous Emperors

1. Nero: A mad man who fiddled around while Rome burned.
2. Constantine: Diluted truth into an unrecognizable blob of nothingness.
3. Hirohito: Brought about the destruction of Japan's entire cultural history.