No Joke! Butts steals toilet paper from courthouse bathrooms
 

MARSHALLTOWN, Iowa -- A Marshalltown woman faces charges of stealing three rolls of toilet paper from the local courthouse and could get prison time.Courthouse employees said they thought something was up."They said they seem to go through a lot of toilet paper at the courthouse," said Marshalltown Police Chief Lon Walker.

Marshalltown police said one of the employees caught Suzanne Marie Butts, of Marshalltown, taking the two-ply from the women's bathroom and called police.The courthouse parking lot attendant said he knew about toilet paper going missing."I've heard they call it the toilet paper caper," said parking lot attendant Gene Seim.Police said they caught up with Butts outside the courthouse Friday, and she was hiding the toilet paper in her shirt.

Butts told Iowa TV station KCCI that it was the first time she had stolen toilet paper and that her attorney said not talk."He told me not to ask any questions until he's with me," Butts said.The courthouse workers told police they suspected something was up."She's facing three years incarceration for three rolls of toilet paper," Walker said. "Normally, that would be a simple misdemeanor."

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Crack does kill you know.

I'm sure, in the end, she feels quite silly

This was an open and shut case.

I think you missed it.
It all depends on your rearing.

thinking back in hind sight I am sure Berk gets it now

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says crack kills and then you pull up your pants.

Blame it on Prax.:lol

Think of all the paper work...........

Maybe some of her time will get wiped out for good behavior.......

I wonder if she was flush with excitement after her thefts........

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Close... blah...

Just keep it rolling!

Why is everybody always pickin on me?

that hurts!! pass the tissue!!

1 or 2-ply?

:lol

1 square or 2?

Angel Soft it's the best ,I get in the dog-house if I buy the store brand.

For Christians 4 square.

Excuse me 'mam, can you spare a sqare?

I worked for a company in Mn many years ago and the Facilty manager was telling me how someone was stealing toilet paper. I told her that it would be easy to find out who was stealing it by finding out who was working on a cabinet refinishing project cause they were probably using it for fine grain sandpaper..........:killinme:killinme:killinme:kil linme

Good one! :killinme

I am charmin ,but my wife can squeeze me.

This tread is going down the bowl.

Scott, tissue is the topic of this thread.

If I were that woman, I wouldn't be smiling like I'm walking on a white cloud.

The paperwork involved is wiping them all out, I'm sure.

:toofunny :toofunny

I heard she really likes her lawyer cause he's a regular kinds guy!!!!:killinme

no one I repeat no one smiles in their mug shot like that.:killinme

True

I am behind. can someone catch me up?

No, I'm sorry; I can't spare a square!

She looks like this lady that was tail gating me the other day

usually they have a scowl on their faces or blank stare.He hair wasn't even
messed up bad.:sly