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jediwill83 01-27-2019 07:28 AM

Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
I kinda miss the guy and just wanted to know how he is doing. If you see this man...if I can help you in any way let me know....and if you happen to be doing better than me I need to know so that I can mooch off you occasionally ;-) dont be ignoring the poor and the needy bro if you went and won the lottery now!

Evang.Benincasa 01-27-2019 08:05 AM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
Didn’t he become a Sith Lord?

jediwill83 01-27-2019 09:14 AM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Evang.Benincasa (Post 1557352)
Didn’t he become a Sith Lord?


Houston....its me....jediwill...look man....we cool right? Please dont force choke me or zap me with sith lightning!


No but seriously. I haven't heard anything from him recently...havent see any commenting or posts and Ive just noticed the absence and was concerned.

Evang.Benincasa 01-27-2019 10:17 AM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jediwill83 (Post 1557354)
Houston....its me....jediwill...look man....we cool right? Please dont force choke me or zap me with sith lightning!


No but seriously. I haven't heard anything from him recently...havent see any commenting or posts and Ive just noticed the absence and was concerned.

I think he is spending most of his time watching old 1950s television.
I Love Lucy especially. When you play Ricky Ricardo backwards he is predicting Nancy Pelosi as president with VP Hillary Clinton.

diakonos 01-27-2019 12:12 PM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
I heard that he died..., I’m sure the rumors of his death have been greatly exaggerated.

jediwill83 01-27-2019 12:17 PM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by diakonos (Post 1557358)
I heard that he died..., I’m sure the rumors of his death have been greatly exaggerated.




If that indeed be the case...I look forward to his triumphant return to the land of forum silliness.

consapente89 01-27-2019 12:34 PM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
Who????

Evang.Benincasa 01-27-2019 03:02 PM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by consapente89 (Post 1557360)
Who????

The whereabouts of Huston? He is researching Archie Comics to see if they predicted Melania Trump becoming the first female Pope in 2020. Huston was really an Illuminist who only joined this forum because he was looking for a Masonic Mormon. One who had time traveled from the future and was hiding out in Utah as a UPCI pastor. The story of Huston and his connection with Donald Trump is explained in a few different episodes of the X File. There is one episode of the French Chef with Julia Chiles where she explains building a wall of mash potatoes around trumpe' biscuits. Huston noticed this way back in the mid 70s, but only now is he getting ready to share the information via his MySpace account.

Esaias 01-27-2019 03:05 PM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
Houston is at the intersection of I-10 and US-59, surrounded by Loop 610. Where it's always been. :)

Evang.Benincasa 01-27-2019 03:06 PM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by diakonos (Post 1557358)
I heard that he died..., I’m sure the rumors of his death have been greatly exaggerated.

He cannot die.

Bob Ross painted a picture of Houston before he was ever born. The picture of him getting a transfusion and becoming a super soldier who gets frozen in an iceberg. On the Beatles White Album, if it is played backwards it keeps saying that Houston is really Paul, Houston is really Paul, Houston is really Paul, Houston is really Paul. We all know that Paul is really John the Apostle and can never die. So Huston is Paul Mccartney who is John. Not Lennon.

Evang.Benincasa 01-27-2019 03:09 PM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esaias (Post 1557366)
Houston is at the intersection of I-10 and US-59, surrounded by Loop 610. Where it's always been. :)

:highfive

A winner!

jediwill83 01-27-2019 03:22 PM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Evang.Benincasa (Post 1557367)
He cannot die.

Bob Ross painted a picture of Houston before he was ever born. The picture of him getting a transfusion and becoming a super soldier who gets frozen in an iceberg. On the Beatles White Album, if it is played backwards it keeps saying that Houston is really Paul, Houston is really Paul, Houston is really Paul, Houston is really Paul. We all know that Paul is really John the Apostle and can never die. So Huston is Paul Mccartney who is John. Not Lennon.


Pssst....hey....you off your meds again? Lol

diakonos 01-27-2019 03:38 PM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Evang.Benincasa (Post 1557368)
:highfive

A winner!

Except that US 59 is now I-69.

diakonos 01-27-2019 03:43 PM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jediwill83 (Post 1557347)
I kinda miss the guy and just wanted to know how he is doing. If you see this man...if I can help you in any way let me know....and if you happen to be doing better than me I need to know so that I can mooch off you occasionally ;-) dont be ignoring the poor and the needy bro if you went and won the lottery now!

I discern that you havest his number.

jediwill83 01-27-2019 04:36 PM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by diakonos (Post 1557374)
I discern that you havest his number.


Lol Its like I can hear him even now....Houston...speak to us buddy! Have you parted the veil and left the land of the living???



Yes I know I have your number. Ill try to reach out this week.

Esaias 01-27-2019 07:43 PM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by diakonos (Post 1557372)
Except that US 59 is now I-69.

Trans Texas Corridor.

diakonos 01-27-2019 07:51 PM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esaias (Post 1557377)
Trans Texas Corridor.

That stupid thing. Globalism.

Praxeas 01-28-2019 12:34 AM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
Scratch n sniff...he's still here

Monterrey 01-28-2019 05:58 AM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Praxeas (Post 1557382)
Scratch n sniff...he's still here

Every good poster needs a couple of personas...

I think I have 7 or 8, last check.

CC1 01-28-2019 07:16 AM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Evang.Benincasa (Post 1557357)
I think he is spending most of his time watching old 1950s television.
I Love Lucy especially. When you play Ricky Ricardo backwards he is predicting Nancy Pelosi as president with VP Hillary Clinton.

This post just sent a chill down my spine!

jediwill83 01-28-2019 08:13 AM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Monterrey (Post 1557386)
Every good poster needs a couple of personas...

I think I have 7 or 8, last check.




Im a horrible poster then...I only have 1.

Evang.Benincasa 01-28-2019 09:01 AM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jediwill83 (Post 1557393)
Im a horrible poster then...I only have 1.

Don’t worry I only have one.

Birddog 01-28-2019 12:32 PM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
Sounds like Monterrey is some sort of multiple personality kinda dude. Hope his other name is not legion or something.

diakonos 01-28-2019 02:28 PM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Monterrey (Post 1557386)
Every good poster needs a couple of personas...

I think I have 7 or 8, last check.



He’s not kidding folks. Lol

navygoat1998 01-28-2019 02:54 PM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Evang.Benincasa (Post 1557396)
Don’t worry I only have one.

Same here!

Evang.Benincasa 01-28-2019 03:17 PM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by navygoat1998 (Post 1557420)
Same here!

:highfive

jediwill83 01-28-2019 04:03 PM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Evang.Benincasa (Post 1557421)
:highfive




I mean Ive done all kinda of political trolling with multiple social media accounts but I just try and keep that mindset out of here personally. I am who I am Jediwill83

Monterrey 01-28-2019 06:11 PM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by diakonos (Post 1557416)

He’s not kidding folks. Lol

I try not to lie, .......:heeheehee

diakonos 01-28-2019 07:23 PM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Monterrey (Post 1557433)
I try not to lie, .......:heeheehee

Liar! :happydance

diakonos 01-29-2019 05:34 AM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Praxeas (Post 1557382)
Scratch n sniff...he's still here

In our thoughts... in our dreams. He will always be a part of us all.

consapente89 01-30-2019 08:34 AM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
Who's Houston?

Evang.Benincasa 01-30-2019 12:35 PM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by consapente89 (Post 1557524)
Who's Houston?

Remembering how badly the Texans had been defeated at the Alamo, on April 21, 1836, Houston's army won a quick battle against the Mexican forces at San Jacinto and gained independence for Texas. Soon after, Houston was elected president of the Republic of Texas.

1ofthechosen 01-30-2019 01:00 PM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
Forget Houston what happened to Berkley? Or Bryan? Does anyone remember him?

1ofthechosen 01-30-2019 01:06 PM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Evang.Benincasa (Post 1557367)
He cannot die.

Bob Ross painted a picture of Houston before he was ever born. The picture of him getting a transfusion and becoming a super soldier who gets frozen in an iceberg. On the Beatles White Album, if it is played backwards it keeps saying that Houston is really Paul, Houston is really Paul, Houston is really Paul, Houston is really Paul. We all know that Paul is really John the Apostle and can never die. So Huston is Paul Mccartney who is John. Not Lennon.

Lee Stoneking is that really you??

Apostolic1ness 01-30-2019 02:30 PM

Re: Anybody heard from Houston lately?
 
diákonos, dee-ak'-on-os; probably from an obsolete διάκω diákō (to run on errands; compare G1377); an attendant, i.e. (genitive case) a waiter (at table or in other menial duties); specially, a Christian teacher and pastor (technically, a deacon or deaconess):—deacon, minister, servant.


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