Chance Of A Lifetime!!!!!
 

Ok, yall I am hesitant to start this thread...but here goes.
I promise to yall...this is the TRUTH!!!

My family and I have a close personal friend that is multi multi millionarie.
He is the one that recently gave me and Tiffany 100,000 to help start our funeral home.
I did not want to say anything until I had it nailed down...so here goes.

IN december I have been invited to go hunting with him and 5 of his closest personal friends.......
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS????

Two of which are Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia and Vice President Dick Cheney.
I am SO excited I could scream....
I WILL supply pictures.....and I have asked for permission and invited IAM to go with us.....
Yall.......This is wild.....and wanted to share this with you......

Like I said at the start...CHANCE OF A LIFETIME!

Can your wife do your body up all nice and proper? Oh well, I guess you could have been drafted to Fullujah Iraq....:lol:lol:lol:lol

Actually I am quite jealous!

He has asked you to take the walk!!! :killinme:killinme

wear a bullet proof vest

Have you actually hunted? If not try to take some practice runs so not to look you know like a .....

This would be a chance of a lifetime and would qualify you as the ultimate name dropper.

By the way, watch which way Cheney swings!

NYLP,

That is awesome. I am apparently one of about six people in America that loves Dick Cheney and thinks he is brilliant. I love to hear him speak. He has a great intellect and grasp of things.

I also am a fan of Scalia. I am jealous!!

... a quail? :killinme:killinme:killinme

No no no! That's his daughter!!

ATTENTION UC's.....NO I will not be talking Bible but I will be attempting to make a friend....

What kind of hunting will it be, as I understand Cheney hunts duck with Scalia. Is this what you will be doing. If so go buy a Berreta Shotgun, so you will look like you belong.

LOL! It may be his one opportunity!

... to make a friend...





Actually (before CC1 has a conniption) I do like the man.

GOT BODY ARMOUR?????


ROFL

I actualy think it is cool.................

YEs...duck

Seriously buy Beretta, it will set you back about 1500, but it is a great shotgun, and others in your party will notice it. But the ultimate test will be to actually hit the ducks, remember lead them and you will be fine.

But if you haven't done it, then practice with clay pigeons.

You better wear a bullet proof vest!

go for it...

Dick Cheney, eh?

Hope you have armor!

I think it's his face that needs protecting......LOL!

Oh my.....do they know what they're getting into by taking you and IAM along?


j/k.........You're right. It probably is a chance of a lifetime. Congrats!

Dick Cheney quail hunts on a plantation in my town. I have heard nothing but good about him. Hope you have a good time.

Uh... wear body armor...

They MIGHT take your home as collateral for a loan to buy one...

That's awesome, Dan! I am excited to hear about the doors that are opening for you and Tiff. I pray for continued favor in your lives.

And hey Dan... be real careful... this type of 'free stuff' doesn't usually come free.

"Donations" are usually ...not "donations". They're loans that are expected to be paid back at soem point in the future...


Just be really careful.... You don't want to end up being in someone's pocket.


Not accusing this guy of anything... just saying that you should remember that and be very aware of what's going on.

If these men talk about God, actually bring up the subject themselves, will you still hold your tongue?

what he said. i am crying i am so jealous.

Cheney, huh??? Nice knowing you Dan !!!

Of course not.....But I am certainly not going to hit them with and axe and 2 38's.:sshhh

????? What

Congrats! Tell Dick that his piano friend in Nashville said "Hi!". :killinme

His point is... don't Get SHOT! :nhl

I'm glad I was able to meet you - tell Tiff to call when she gets lonely!

I cant believe you folks are dwelling on the fact that I could get shot on this trip.....All I know is if I do...I want to be laid out in the Capital Rotunda.
My Pallbearers will be TheRev, CC1, Ferd, Blackwell, Deacon Blues, and BOOM.

Officiated by IAM








shhh Funeral Starts at 10AM......but tell wholehearted its at 4 and held on Cambodia.
LOL

Im touched!

....nahh....although the idea of getting wholehearted deported to cambodia is almost...but not quite worth it.

can we just PLAY like you get is, so we can ship him off? you can resurect as soon has he is safely out of the country.

:killinme:killinme:killinme:killinme:killinme:kill inme:killinme:killinme:killinme:killinme

I didnt mean deported...just away from me!!

However the thought of deportation is tempting....Ill even take him on as a PIM!!

Can I hand out the tissues?

Wait........there might not be a need for them.

I could hand out the programs!!!!

Come on Dan, you don't really think the secret service will let you near Chaney with any shells in your gun, do ya?



;-) j/k

What a great opportunity. Have a great time and tell us all about it!!!!

Yeth, he will be holding hith tongue!!