A Conservative Conspiracy Discovered
 

I was in 3 airports the weekend-Indy-Cincinatti-Akron and ALL had a woman with a skirt or dress on their restroom doors and a man wearing pants on the men's room. We are taking over. Tell Newman.:hanky:rooting:cheer:woohoo:happydance:part y:amen:itsover

Two questions:
How long was the dress?
What kind of hairdo on the woman?

Glad you had a good trip Elder.

I know you speak tongue in cheek Elder but your illustration is actually taught by some ministers as "proof" of the dress'sonly on women doctrine.

They refer it to the silohette doctrine I believe.

Man, that is picking at straws. :killinme

If you wanted something on rest room doors, Elder, to show you the way, it should be a man with a full beard, something a women can not wear.

That is the true biblical gender distinction between the sexes.

Yeah ad there are some restrooms with a picture of the man and woman together. Who goes in there? Cross-dressers? :woot :woot

The Senator from Idaho.:sshhh:sshhh

I observed a man in a wheelchair on ALL the restroom doors for handicapped people. Are they taking over for disabled people? Does this mean that only people in wheel chairs should go into that bathroom? Does that mean we know a disabled person because of the wheelchair? That's what is on the door! :nah

Very astute observation!

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Maybe it means only women wearing dresses and sitting in a wheelchair are allowed? :dunno

:wheelchair :wheelchair :wheelchair

They are Co-Ed.

Man/Woman/Handicapped

And another thread that went straight to the toilet.

We have alot of those around here!!! :killinme:killinme:killinme

SWEET!
:redheels:wub:heart2:heart

I forgot that was one of your codewords!! :killinme:killinme

oh..., hmmm... b-b-but you did call did you not.... ???


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Sure did. Uh huh. :whistle

Wherever have you been?

You REALLY need to wear those red heels in one of your weddings!

ammmm, remember I'm the one with the bad knee, hence the wheelchair was introduced into these discussions! If I wore them that high - - I'd need a stretcher!

My daughter is going to wear colored shoes with her wedding dress - she wants to be different!

I think the colored shoes with her dress will be great!

And you could wear the red shoes and be pushed down the aisle in one of these.....:wheelchair

If she does that, I'll come over and take pictures for this forum! (Not to mention a nice addition for my private collection! j/k! )

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Y'all can't handle the truth revealed on rest room doors.:poloroid

Leave the Bible out of this, would ya?!?! It bears no relevance whatsoever in what is female and what is male!!! :hypercoffee

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"Doth not nature teach you" I was heeding nature when I went to the restroom and recieved this revelation that pants belong to men.:hypercoffee

Correction: That is surely a true biblical gender distinction between the sexes. There are others. Most conservatives have traded in the beard for a french noose to make the distinction. Very liberal thinking in my opinion. :hypercoffee

Show those pictures to one of the apostles and see if they know what to make of them... I believe they would say, I see the guy in a robe, but why is the woman naked?

I can tell you when you have to really go...it doesn't matter whose picture is on the door!!! What really matters is whats on the inside...a toilet...

It matters what on the door you could wind up in jail or at least greatly embarassed.

My question is where do Conservative Baby's come from??

A handshake??


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Oh, you can't bring up the term baby or someone will accuse you of a sexual innuendo... trust me, I know from personal experience. You just implied that someone pro-created and that is just crossing the line, man... :)

I was just asking... :hmmm... :hypercoffee

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Did I miss something? What does this have to do with signs on the bathroom doors??

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I saw a Victoria's Secret half naked woman in a mall on a poster. What does that mean??;)

It means a Man thinks in his mind..."Praise the Lord"... but his mouth does not speaketh it...












ROFL....:D:D:D:D

It means for a man to 'keep on walking and look not to the right nor left.'

Many men try this... but keep walking into the window where the ad is displayed....:D

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