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LadyCoonskinner 09-18-2007 09:41 PM

Prayer needed for the "Skinner" and IAM!!!!!!!!
 
In the wee hours of the morning (Sun night or Monday Morning) I was peacefully laying on my right side, on MY side of the bed, (thank you very much) and the Skinner was on his right side, but he decided he wanted to turn over to his left side and he did, the BAD thing was, I didn't and he turned over and ELBOWED me in the mouth and or course woke me up. ( I hadn't been asleep that long, was having a terrible time sleeping) Anyways, I wacked him in the shoulder and screamed "OOOWWWWW, that hurt." He never heard me and I whined for a few seconds and went back to sleep.

Around 5:15 a.m. I awoke, and thought my mouth feels funny. I ran my tongue over the back of my teeth and low and behold, guess what happens..............












MY TOOTH FELL OUT IN MY HAND!!!!!!!!!!! It was not my front tooth, but the one next to it on the left. I gasped really loud and said "Oh My Goodness" Needless to say, the Skinner awoke and covers were flying everywhere, and he said "what's the matter, what's wrong..." and I showed him my tooth.

I had had a root canal on it years earlier, and never had it crowned, so it was pretty weak.

So I look really..............REDNECK!!!!!!!!

I talk with my hand over my mouth and when I smile or laugh, I have my hand over my mouth. It's really bad. I have to wait until Thursday before they can fix it temporarily.

Now you know why he needs prayer. I'm not sure I have forgiven him yet. He's not done enough groveling yet, so the judge is still out on that one.....:killinme:killinme:killinme:killinme

NO!!! There will be no pictures taken and posted.....GOT IT!!!!

Nahum 09-18-2007 09:43 PM

Wow LCS.

Tell me, was he wearing his wife beater shirt when he smacked ya?

LOL

Old Paths 09-18-2007 09:45 PM

Maybe it just was the tooth fairy.


:D

rgcraig 09-18-2007 09:46 PM

Of all the people on this forum it wasn't CS that I thought could do such a thing!

Hey, Halloween candy is out - there should be some wax teeth at Walgreens! LOL!

*****running before LCS whacks me!

LadyCoonskinner 09-18-2007 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pastor Poster (Post 244924)
Wow LCS.

Tell me, was he wearing his wife beater shirt when he smacked ya?

LOL

Someone said (a lady I work with who misunderstood) Man you look good, I wonder what he looks like. It was really funny.

He was sound asleep and didn't even realize it and thought I was pulling his leg until I maintained that I was serious!!!!!

Nahum 09-18-2007 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyCoonskinner (Post 244934)
Someone said (a lady I work with who misunderstood) Man you look good, I wonder what he looks like. It was really funny.

He was sound asleep and didn't even realize it and thought I was pulling his leg until I maintained that I was serious!!!!!

Maybe he was just acting out his true feelings. :killinme

Did you forget to clean his shotgun or something?

LadyCoonskinner 09-18-2007 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 244930)
Of all the people on this forum it wasn't CS that I thought could do such a thing!

Hey, Halloween candy is out - there should be some wax teeth at Walgreens! LOL!

*****running before LCS whacks me!

If I didn't have so much pride, I'd just go to conference with no tooth and tell everybody that he hit me in the mouth. I wouldn't be lying!!!:hypercoffee:hypercoffee

But then I'd probably really get into trouble and he'd knock the other one out. j/k :killinme:killinme:roseglasses:roseglasses

rgcraig 09-18-2007 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyCoonskinner (Post 244940)
If I didn't have so much pride, I'd just go to conference with no tooth and tell everybody that he hit me in the mouth. I wouldn't be lying!!!:hypercoffee:hypercoffee

But then I'd probably really get into trouble and he'd knock the other one out. j/k :killinme:killinme:roseglasses:roseglasses

LOL.......too funny! :killinme

LadyCoonskinner 09-18-2007 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pastor Poster (Post 244937)
Maybe he was just acting out his true feelings. :killinme

Did you forget to clean his shotgun or something?

I must have forgotten something......:bedtime

SDG 09-18-2007 09:53 PM

C'mon CS ... aren't you takin' this anti-Apostolic Feminism stance a bit too far????

LADY CS ... WE NEED 2 SEE PICS.

Hope you feel better.

Coonskinner 09-18-2007 09:55 PM

She's as cute as she can be with that tooth out.

Her smile kind of reminds me of my cousin Violet.

Nahum 09-18-2007 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coonskinner (Post 244949)
She's as cute as she can be with that tooth out.

Her smile kind of reminds me of my cousin Violet.

Yeah, but now she can't whistle at you.:hypercoffee

SDG 09-18-2007 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pastor Poster (Post 244954)
Yeah, but now she can't whistle at you.:hypercoffee

Aren't all folks from Kansas, cousins?

Hoovie 09-18-2007 09:59 PM

Sorry LC, prayer can only go so far. He has got to WANT to change. They have a HOTLINE for this.

LadyCoonskinner 09-18-2007 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coonskinner (Post 244949)
She's as cute as she can be with that tooth out.

Her smile kind of reminds me of my cousin Violet.

He really needs prayer now!!! That was NOT a compliment. He just thought he was in the doghouse............:sos:sos:sos:sos:sos:sos:sos (CS praying and asking for help)

Nahum 09-18-2007 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea (Post 244956)
Aren't all folks from Kansas, cousins?

The sad truth is Coonskinner is from Arkansas!!!!!!:killinme:killinme:killinme


No lie!

LadyCoonskinner 09-18-2007 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pastor Poster (Post 244967)
The sad truth is Coonskinner is from Arkansas!!!!!!:killinme:killinme:killinme


No lie!

BUT I'M NOT!!!!!!!

Nahum 09-18-2007 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyCoonskinner (Post 244968)
BUT I'M NOT!!!!!!!

Maybe that's the problem?

Coonskinner 09-18-2007 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pastor Poster (Post 244967)
The sad truth is Coonskinner is from Arkansas!!!!!!:killinme:killinme:killinme


No lie!

To be truthful, I was born just across the line in Arkansas but raised in Oklahoma.

For some reason my mama had to cross the state line in order to...well, never mind.

Evang.Benincasa 09-18-2007 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyCoonskinner (Post 244917)
In the wee hours of the morning (Sun night or Monday Morning) I was peacefully laying on my right side, on MY side of the bed, (thank you very much) and the Skinner was on his right side, but he decided he wanted to turn over to his left side and he did, the BAD thing was, I didn't and he turned over and ELBOWED me in the mouth and or course woke me up. ( I hadn't been asleep that long, was having a terrible time sleeping) Anyways, I wacked him in the shoulder and screamed "OOOWWWWW, that hurt." He never heard me and I whined for a few seconds and went back to sleep.

Around 5:15 a.m. I awoke, and thought my mouth feels funny. I ran my tongue over the back of my teeth and low and behold, guess what happens..............












MY TOOTH FELL OUT IN MY HAND!!!!!!!!!!! It was not my front tooth, but the one next to it on the left. I gasped really loud and said "Oh My Goodness" Needless to say, the Skinner awoke and covers were flying everywhere, and he said "what's the matter, what's wrong..." and I showed him my tooth.

I had had a root canal on it years earlier, and never had it crowned, so it was pretty weak.

So I look really..............REDNECK!!!!!!!!

I talk with my hand over my mouth and when I smile or laugh, I have my hand over my mouth. It's really bad. I have to wait until Thursday before they can fix it temporarily.

Now you know why he needs prayer. I'm not sure I have forgiven him yet. He's not done enough groveling yet, so the judge is still out on that one.....:killinme:killinme:killinme:killinme

NO!!! There will be no pictures taken and posted.....GOT IT!!!!

Sister what are you going to do?

Nahum 09-18-2007 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coonskinner (Post 244971)
To be truthful, I was born just across the line in Arkansas but raised in Oklahoma.

For some reason my mama had to cross the state line in order to...well, never mind.

I was born right across the line in Missouri, but a bunch of my folks lived in Northeast Arkansas. I can't believe I just admitted that!

Here's the deal Bro, you are a native Ar------Kansan. You can run but you can't hide. You are just acting like most people from your native land.:driving

HeavenlyOne 09-18-2007 10:10 PM

LCS.....you can now use that Arkansas TOOTH pick.....LOL!

Coonskinner 09-18-2007 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeavenlyOne (Post 244977)
LCS.....you can now use that Arkansas TOOTH pick.....LOL!

The reason the phrase "Arkansas Toothpick" gets thrown around is that the toothpick was invented in Arkansas.

Had it been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a "Teethpick."

LadyCoonskinner 09-18-2007 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evang.Benincasa (Post 244973)
Sister what are you going to do?

Have my tooth fixed Thursday!!!!!!! I hate to wish my life away, but I wish that tomorrow was Thursday!!!!! My mouth aches alot and the dentist said since it had a root canal that they wouldn't use anesthetic.....whhooooaaaaa here now, I am a WIENIE when it comes to pain, especially in my mouth, so they have another thing coming if he thinks he's doing something to my mouth with no deadening......I HATE DENTISTS!!!!!!!! They cause too much pain in too small a place. The pain doesn't have far to travel to my brain to tell me that it hurts. So he can just get another job if he thinks he's touching me without aide of pain killers!!!!!!!!!

Nahum 09-18-2007 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyCoonskinner (Post 244980)
Have my tooth fixed Thursday!!!!!!! I hate to wish my life away, but I wish that tomorrow was Thursday!!!!! My mouth aches alot and the dentist said since it had a root canal that they wouldn't use anesthetic.....whhooooaaaaa here now, I am a WIENIE when it comes to pain, especially in my mouth, so they have another thing coming if he thinks he's doing something to my mouth with no deadening......I HATE DENTISTS!!!!!!!! They cause too much pain in too small a place. The pain doesn't have far to travel to my brain to tell me that it hurts. So he can just get another job if he thinks he's touching me without aide of pain killers!!!!!!!!!

Just have CS lay hands on it. Oh wait, he already did!:killinme

LadyCoonskinner 09-18-2007 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pastor Poster (Post 244983)
Just have CS lay hands on it. Oh wait, he already did!:killinme

WRONG!!!! It was his ELBOW!!!!!!

Falla39 09-18-2007 10:17 PM

Sis. Sarilda,

May it all work out fine with God giving that dentist lots of wisdom

and giving you favor, in Jesus Name!

Blessings,

Falla39

LadyCoonskinner 09-18-2007 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Falla39 (Post 244986)
Sis. Sarilda,

May it all work out fine with God giving that dentist lots of wisdom

and giving you favor, in Jesus Name!

Blessings,

Falla39

Thank you very much. I'm not joking about hating the dentis, they usually torture me for at least a couple of hours. This is going to take a minimum of one and half hours. I have trouble with TMJ, so please pray that I don't get it stirred up. It's really terrible, especially with conference coming up.
'

Evang.Benincasa 09-18-2007 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyCoonskinner (Post 244980)
Have my tooth fixed Thursday!!!!!!! I hate to wish my life away, but I wish that tomorrow was Thursday!!!!! My mouth aches alot and the dentist said since it had a root canal that they wouldn't use anesthetic.....whhooooaaaaa here now, I am a WIENIE when it comes to pain, especially in my mouth, so they have another thing coming if he thinks he's doing something to my mouth with no deadening......I HATE DENTISTS!!!!!!!! They cause too much pain in too small a place. The pain doesn't have far to travel to my brain to tell me that it hurts. So he can just get another job if he thinks he's touching me without aide of pain killers!!!!!!!!!

Sister C, what you need to do is gargle with warm water and sea salt.
The Benincasa family will be praying for you and the Elder.
Let us know how everything turns out Thursday.

In Jesus name

Brother Benincasa

www.OnTimeJournal.com

LadyCoonskinner 09-18-2007 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evang.Benincasa (Post 244994)
Sister C, what you need to do is gargle with warm water and sea salt.
The Benincasa family will be praying for you and the Elder.
Let us know how everything turns out Thursday.

In Jesus name

Brother Benincasa

www.OnTimeJournal.com

Thank you for your advise. I appreciate the prayer, too!!!!

BoredOutOfMyMind 09-18-2007 10:33 PM

This is the very reason there are no wemmins forums on other boards!

:ranting



(j/k Sis LCS- Sorry to hear you are having trouble sleeping.

Evang.Benincasa 09-18-2007 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyCoonskinner (Post 244996)
Thank you for your advise. I appreciate the prayer, too!!!!

Sister Benincasa had a toothache recently and she hates the dentist more than anyone. She gargled with warm water and sea salt and a lot of prayer.
We will be calling your name in prayer.

Lord bless you and the Elder.

In Jesus name

Brother Benincasa

www.OnTimeJournal.com

revrandy 09-18-2007 11:41 PM

of coursth thaths the leasth of your worries...

maybe the lord isth trying to thspeak to you thru thisth..

Maybe he was asleep maybe he wasn't....:hmmm....

Think about this you can suck one kernal of corn at a time off the cob....

or you smile while using a straw to drink...

so many possibilities...

ILG 09-19-2007 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyCoonskinner (Post 244917)
In the wee hours of the morning (Sun night or Monday Morning) I was peacefully laying on my right side, on MY side of the bed, (thank you very much) and the Skinner was on his right side, but he decided he wanted to turn over to his left side and he did, the BAD thing was, I didn't and he turned over and ELBOWED me in the mouth and or course woke me up. ( I hadn't been asleep that long, was having a terrible time sleeping) Anyways, I wacked him in the shoulder and screamed "OOOWWWWW, that hurt." He never heard me and I whined for a few seconds and went back to sleep.

Around 5:15 a.m. I awoke, and thought my mouth feels funny. I ran my tongue over the back of my teeth and low and behold, guess what happens..............












MY TOOTH FELL OUT IN MY HAND!!!!!!!!!!! It was not my front tooth, but the one next to it on the left. I gasped really loud and said "Oh My Goodness" Needless to say, the Skinner awoke and covers were flying everywhere, and he said "what's the matter, what's wrong..." and I showed him my tooth.

I had had a root canal on it years earlier, and never had it crowned, so it was pretty weak.

So I look really..............REDNECK!!!!!!!!

I talk with my hand over my mouth and when I smile or laugh, I have my hand over my mouth. It's really bad. I have to wait until Thursday before they can fix it temporarily.

Now you know why he needs prayer. I'm not sure I have forgiven him yet. He's not done enough groveling yet, so the judge is still out on that one.....:killinme:killinme:killinme:killinme

NO!!! There will be no pictures taken and posted.....GOT IT!!!!

Yes, I can see why you asked for prayers for the Skinner and not yourself! You're going to KILL HIM!!! :killinme

ILG 09-19-2007 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover (Post 244958)
Sorry LC, prayer can only go so far. He has got to WANT to change. They have a HOTLINE for this.

LOL!

ILG 09-19-2007 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyCoonskinner (Post 244992)
Thank you very much. I'm not joking about hating the dentis, they usually torture me for at least a couple of hours. This is going to take a minimum of one and half hours. I have trouble with TMJ, so please pray that I don't get it stirred up. It's really terrible, especially with conference coming up.
'

If it makes you feel any better. I have a root canal scheduled for next week. I managed to put that off for almost a year!!

ILG 09-19-2007 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evang.Benincasa (Post 245007)
Sister Benincasa had a toothache recently and she hates the dentist more than anyone. She gargled with warm water and sea salt and a lot of prayer.
We will be calling your name in prayer.

Lord bless you and the Elder.

In Jesus name

Brother Benincasa

www.OnTimeJournal.com

And are you saying that she was healed??

CC1 09-19-2007 07:39 AM

This is a sad tale as old as time. Sister Lady Coonskinner, stop protecting the brute!

There is no room for physical abuse in a marriage. No doubt you have justified in your mind that you "deserved it". Possibly his supper was not hot enough or the chocolate cake moist enough may be what you are thinking.

STOP!! Co-dependency is a dead end street. You need to make a stand and tell this brute that you will not tolerate physical abuse!

It is always the ones you least suspect that end up being the ones to punch their wife in the mouth and knock some teeth out! I could have sworn the times I have been with them that Coonskinner had, if not a healthy fear, at least a healthy respect for LS's temperment and arm reach. I would have thought he would have been afraid she would have retaliated by knocking two of this teeth out.

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Sad, sad, sad.
























J/K

revrandy 09-19-2007 08:02 AM

I thought in Kansas.... that a tooth missing up front was in Vogue...:D

AmazingGrace 09-19-2007 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by revrandy (Post 245105)
I thought in Kansas.... that a tooth missing up front was in Vogue...:D

See what really happened is he is refusing to tell everyone he is changing his views on halloween so he is just getting her ready to go out w the kids trick or treating but he didnt want to let her in on his new revelation


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