Coonskinner for General Youth President
 

Since it is a wide-open field this year, we might as well elect AFF's own Dr. Coonskinner as the new General Youth President.

I am serving as his unofficial campaign manager. All campaign contributions can be sent to me.

:hypercoffee

Meet the next GYD President

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Very funny. :)

A lot of the brethren want change, but not to that degree. :)

Nope.

He isn't qualified.

Hasn't been ordained long enough to meet the requirement in the manual.

How long must one be ordained?

He is disqualified due to the fact that he has not been ordained for at least a year.

That renders him unelectable.

True dat.

Skinner, skinner, he's our man.

If he can't do it, it's in the can!

When was he ordained?

A year.

He is a few months short.

This just came to light a few days ago.

It caused a serious shakeup.

Shay Mann has reconsidered and is reportedly going to allow his name to run.

This spring I believe.

June of this year.

June 2OTH?

What does KH say about this development?

I don't know the exact date. I was just told by someone at Headquarters that it was June of this year. Regardless of the date, it has been last than one year.

Let's vote COONSKINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know.

I heard someone say it was at the Indiana District Conference.

"Aw shucks."

He will probably throw all his support behind my candidacy now, especially when he finds out who my campaign manager is.

I heard the Jeff Foxworthy will be featured at the next NAYC .... certainly CS has something to do w/ this.

:killinme

You know, CS, the LEAST you could do is start a campaign to elect me as the General Superintendent. Turn about IS fair play, you know.

Nope.

He is too off color in his humor.

He was funny when he first started, but he has gotten too crude.

That would be great...if it didn't turn out to be the shortest term ever served by a General Supt. in the history of the UPC.

I didn't think you wanted to get oput of the work of God and become an official, really, or I would have started the campaign long ago.

I figured you'd rather stay in the ministry.

I wonder what Alonzo Terry thinks about this development????

Oh this is just WRONG!

I started both campaigns.

Coonskinner for GYP and KP for GS!

and now these two are taking credit for MY IDEA! it is just WRONG I tell ya!

Rumors are circulating that step dancing will be replaced by bird calling ... any truth to this?

I wonder what Dan thinks of this development?

Alonzo Terry?

Kansas Preacher I know, and Daniel Alicea I know, but who is he?

Isn't he the director of Black Evangelism Ministries?

Hog butchering was more what I had in mind.

Beats me.

I don't know that I ever heard of him.

Ferd,

My most insincere and non-humble apologies are offered with feigned repentance.

It was, indeed, your idea. However, become campaign manager, and creating the "yard sign" avatar was MY idea.

Since, however, CS is so reluctant to sign on to my campaign, I will give you first shot at the position of campaign manager. How much can you raise by next Thursday?

Great guy. Has supported Spanish Evangelism ....

This ministry think is OK, but there's a LOT more money in management. Just don't tell the people who are voting for me that I said that.

If it gets any worse, AFF might see the Artifact for the first time.

I'm sure he is.

I am not as deeply enmeshed in the system as an organizational hack like KP. ;)

YIKES!!!!!


If WHAT gets any worse? Did I do something wrong?

Just remember, "I did not inhale."

Well here is a pic and a link... I think it's important you know more about your own fellowship ...

For more information, please click to visit http://www.blackevangelism.com

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Alonzo Terry
Black Evangelism Director

my wife just burned all my pennies and all my friends are liberals.

in fact, just showing up at the rally is likely to get me shot! So you can be the lead dog, so long as i can be the stratigist. First thing we need to do is put the word out that CS is "looking our way" on Res 4. (we dont tell the which "our" he is looking at)

Oh, and trust me, Dear Brother Coonskinner, will bluster and say he dont want to but get him elected and he will serve. (I think between the two of us we can get to the men that can twist his arms.)

Ferd,

As long as we issue a joint statement from the two of us, the "looking our way" will DEFINITELY be a winner. No one has to know which of us is speaking, thus allowing BOTH sides to believe he's their man.

This can work!! Now we need a good slogan.