Corny Pickup Lines
 

I was reading these on MSN....they were all pretty dopey and some downright scary.

I liked this one though

10. “Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”
A personal favorite, this one takes a certain amount of arrogance, as well as delusion, to pull off.

lol

http://msn.match.com/msn/article.asp...id=6&GT1=10391

Please tell me you aren't planning on using this line on a woman. :killinme

A very popular and effective one back where I grew up was:

"Git in the truck."

The BEST pick up line is one that I created.

Walk up to the girl, look deeply into her eyes and ask her...

Do you attend IBC (Indiana Bible College)?

Because IBCing the most beautiful girl around!

It would work best at a function where IBC students are present.

Trust me, it'll work!:hug4:heart

Dude, if that is the best you can come up you really shouldn't go posting it online!!! :killinme:killinme

OH BOY!!!!!!!!!:sos

Corny pick up lines?

Dodge-ram tough.
Chevy-like a rock.

Pick up lines are corny, why even I don't drive one.........oh never mind.:hypercoffee

I can't believe this one isn't listed... "Your daddy must've been a thief, because he stole the stars from the heavens and put them in your eyes".

Or "Your legs must be tired, because you have been running through my mind all day!"

"Hey baby, what's your spiritual gift?"

Well I've been told I am arrogant....though I'd change it to something like "Well, here I am..what else did you pray for?"

Yes...There is such a thing as a Beach ministry!!

























:D

:toofunny :toofunny

http://www.reclaimingthemind.org/blo...es-not-to-use/

20. ”I am not overweight. The word ‘glory’ in Hebrew is kabod which according to HALOT literally means ‘heaviness.’ The Bible also says that we are to reflect God’s glory. Therefore, I am just doing what the Bible says.”

19. “Looking at you makes me reconsider preterism, because you are heaven on earth.”

18. “Paul said that it was better to marry than to burn. Therefore, I am under God’s mandate to marry you.”

17. “Here, let me take care of those tithes.”

16. “You may not have chosen me, but I have chosen you.”

15. “I could not help but notice you were exegeting me instead of the text during the sermon.”

14. ”Your name must be grace, because you are irresistible.”

13. ”There are six things that motivate me to talk to you, yea seven that turned my head.”

12. “Until this moment, I thought I had the gift of singleness.”

11. During communion say, “Can I get you another drink.”

10. “The Bible says that God is not concerned with outer appearance . . . neither should you.”

9. “The Good Book said that I might be visited by angels unaware, but something must be wrong with my interpretation, because I am perfectly aware of you.”

8. “I noticed you crying during alter call, can I help?”

7. While giving her a TULIP say, ”This Totally depraved person has been Unconditionally drawn to you, Limiting himself to your Irresistible beauty that is Persevering beyond all others.”

6. “God may be the bread of life, but you are the butter.”

5. “The site of you leaves me apophatic.”

4. “Well, gouge out my eyes and cut off my hands. If I hang around you much longer, I won’t have any limbs left.”

3. “You must have missed The Fall line, because you are lookin’ righteous.”

2. Sing this to the tune of George Strait’s “Chair”: “Excuse me, but I think you’ve got my rib.”

1. “Are you homo or homoi?”

"I am your density" -- George McFly (Back to the Future)

You have the most beautiful tooth in the world....

Oh... sorry. Thought this was a thread about a line of pickup trucks hauling corn. Never mind.

now this is eloquence!!

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

sooooo cheesy!! :tease

I've lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

:bubble

Seeing you has rekindled my interest in astrology.

Talk about heavenly bodies!

Hast thou sown all thine wild oats?

Wasn't your mole on the other side of your face when you were praying?
Wow that skirt is big enough for 3... and so is that caboose.
Are you the one or shall I look for another?
Roses are red violets are blue your teeth are green and mine are too.
Is your hair really that long or did Michael Bolton Fall on you?
While you were singing it sounded like I died and went to Hitler heaven.
Are you amish or are you just glad to see me.
When God made you, He broke the mode. Then He beat the stuffing out of the mode maker.
Here pull my finger...

From Groucho Marx

"I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself."

"Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first."

"I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thoughts, I'd rather dance with the cows till you came home."

And not really a pickup line but.....

"Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!"

" Are you a one God - apostolic - tongue talking - holy rollin - born again - heaven bound - believer in the liberating power of Jesus name... or are you a "three God - alcoholic - jay walking - roller skating - half-born - hell bound - deciever in the desicrating power of worldly fame"

:pirate:pirate:pirate

How about:
"you're so gorgeous it's intimidating, so can we just pretend I have the guts to ask you out?"

and for those of you in west virginia...


hey, wanna go to the hog callin contest wit me?

You look jest like my sister! wanna go someplace quiet?

Gee wiz, you're purtier than my favirite pet chicken!

I bet my granny's patchwork quilt would make you a purty weddin dress.

Not a pick up line, but still hilarious . . . .the famous redneck love letter!

Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue
And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass, which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway.
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can.

You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud;
I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.
On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms,
Well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work, they all want to know,
What I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape, yo're there fer yore man,
To patch up life's troubles and fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,
You spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack,
My life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'.
Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank,
We go together like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way.

Some men git roses on that special day
From the cooler at Kroger. That's impressive," I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey, these won't do.
Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
More useful than diamonds......IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!

:bliss :bliss

Hey baby, how you doin? Thats works great now, not so well when I was single.:digging

"your so sweet I'm hyperglycemic and need insulin stat!"

from my nurse self to my nurse wife. Yes, corny. not a pick up line though, already hitched up.

"xmass is pagan, want to go out for dinner"

Cute.