What Should A New Conservative Org. Be Called?
 

With rumors flying left and right that many of the conservatives and ultra conservatives who are leaving the UPC over Res 4 will be meeting to form a new organization or ministerial association, what should it be named?

This thread is for you to list your ideas. Keep in mind that Pentecostals love initials and acronyms.

Pentecostals Opposing Outside Pressures
P.O.O.P.:hypercoffee

The Loosely Affilitated True Holiness Apostolic Church of the Mighty God in Christ Jesus Who Loves Souls and Hates Television.


No initails but it is long enough..



Hey Phil, wasnt there a church close to your dads church that had a really long name?

LOL! oh my that was funny!

Thad and Atlanta Bishop had some really good ones the other night wish I could find them LOL

Love Epleys!

They folks in Kentucky could be the

True Holiness Church KY

or TACKY

A.A.A.

Apostolic Anti-everything Association

Visionaries
Introverts
Dreamers &
Elders
Organization

(I know.... not a good name... But I was going for the VIDEO acronym)

:)

I think you were going for the True Apostolic Church KY. :)

Good one.

They could call themselves "The Way" because few there be that find the way. :)

Because Of The Television BOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hypercoffee

True
Independent
Visionaires
OfOneness

Oh... now that is a good one.

Too funny.

As is the TIVO one... these are too funny.

Untied Pentecostal Church International

Because they've broken the ties with the old org, and they're not tied to man's decree, but God's...*cough*....

And, last but not least, it'd be easy to make changes to the church signs and things by just switching the I and the T around. :)

True
Independent
Visionaires
OfOneness

Your
Oneness
Unity
Resounds

Silently
However
Oneness
Win
Souls

While
Heathens
Inagurate
Left
Evangelists

Evangelizing
America
Thru
Independent
National
Gatherings


At
The

Theaters
Heathens
Enjoy

Souls
Parish
Over
Religious
Termoil
Somewhere

Because
Apostolics
Rebel


I know its not that great but hey LOL... hadta dos it!

ROFL!!!! Can you imagine the banner strung across the back of the building at their meetings?

P.I.A.W.
































Panties In A Wad

Slightly disjointed but all in all quite an enjoyable read!:killinme

How About Apostolic Global Christian Ministries ?

Very good. Now that took some time to type!

And this is incorrect how? :killinme:killinme:killinme

Isnt that how they think? ROFL


BTW Marlow still happening right? We cant wait!

I was thinking Pentecostals Intensely Against Women:killinme

Yes, Maam, Marlow is a go!

You may have a point about the way they think!:hypercoffee

Naw... just took time to think! Thus the disjointed parts LOL:hypercoffee

Same difference. :coffee2

TY TY!!! I did wake up on the right side of my cage today after all...

Apostolic
Leader
Partnership &
Organization

They slogan could be... Doesn't your soul deserve ALPO?

:)

HBA=Hog butchers association.

Keepers
Of
Odd
Knowledge
Society

or K.O.O.K.S for Short

Conservatives Reaching Evangelizing Enriching Pentecostals
C.R.E.E.P.

Good Old Oneness Boys Enjoying Redemption and Salvation

GOOBERS

Yall jus be Cold!!


:killinme:killinme

(Not a suggestion, comment on the whole thread)

Ahhhhhhh come on Bro! Help us out here!!! I am sure names have crossed your mind too... share bro share!!! LOL :hypercoffee

:killinme

Well bruh... When we be chillin' 'den you knows that we gotsta be cold too. :)

"resident trouble maker" indeed :killinme

would love to join in, but know I'd better not.

However, I do know anyone who confuses personal conviction with salvation bases their doctrine on the writings found in the Codex Religious Apostilocus Pharisaicus. Resulting in another unfortunate but accurate acronym

LOL I earned my name! Can you tell! ROFL

Saved Apostolic Church, otherwise known as the SAC.

No you didn't!

The creativity on AFF from every spectrum of Pentecost is truly astounding.

However I do think Elder Epley needs to stop before his invitations to preach out dry up!