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Dear Rhoni,
My oldest daughter will be turning 15 on OCT.27.
I fear my youth is slipping away,I see a few gray hairs in my head.
I fear I am getting senile and am losting my mind.
Is this normal am I losing it ,has my best yrs. left me oh dear what am I do to?Do I need some Geritol ?
Oh counselor Rhoni what am I to do ?

I am not Rhoni but I have to ask this.. first of all... how did you see a gray hair?!?!?!?!? Didnt think you had any hair left!!!! LOL

And also... ummm dont feel bad! I am offically too old to be considered part of the Youth now!!!!!!

I saw a gray hair on my side burns.Do I need a cane now ?

No just praise God that the vision aint gone yet gramps!!!! :runhills

No, you need a walker with an AOOOOOGGAA horn! :laffatu

Well I do have a vision for my life ,I want to do and be all that God wants me to be.

You just keep that right there in your heart amen!!! Cause we all know that it wont be long at your age and the vision (literal part) will be gone.. yall ole folks cant help it we do understand!!!!:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny

I do have a pair of 125 strength reading glasses.

I guess I should wear a helmet too.

You have a come back for everything... guess I will hush now gramps!!! LOL

Old Age Complex. Is that another name for Rest Home? Are you the first resident in your new Complex, Scott?

I believe so... he is the first and only... its for special people!!! But he is not here at this time to answer... he is away counting that 1 hair over and over again!

Well, just to completely show my carnality this morning, I was just listening to this song on the way to work this morning, it is one of my favorites right now. I think it is topic appropriate! Here you go, Bro. Scott, my contribution to the discussion:

No, I'm not colorblind
I know the world is black and white
Try to keep an open mind
But I just can't sleep on this tonight

Stop this train
I wanna get off
And go home again
I can't take the speed it's moving in
I know I can't
But honestly, won't someone stop this train?

Don't know how else to say it
Don't want to see my parents go
One generation's length away
From fighting life out on my own

Stop this train
I wanna get off
And go home again
I can't take the speed it's moving in
I know I can't
But honestly, won't someone stop this train?

So scared of getting older
I'm only good at being young
So I play the numbers game
To find a way to say that life has just begun

Had a talk with my old man
Said "help me understand"
He said "turn sixty-eight
You renegotiate"

"Don't stop this train
Don't for a minute change the place you're in
And don't think I couldn't ever understand
I tried my hand
John, honestly we'll never stop this train"

Once in awhile, when it's good
It'll feel like it should
And they're all still around
And you're still safe and sound
And you don't miss a thing
Till you cry when you're driving away in the dark
Singing

Stop this train
I wanna get off
And go home again
I can't take the speed it's moving in
I know I can't
Cause now I see I will never stop this train.

John Mayer

Dear Rhoni, I have a boil....
 

ing pot of water....uh,....what does that mean.

Dear Rhoni, If I start this thread, will they post?
 

One wonders!

Randy, you need to tell Rhoni what your spiritual, emotional, or mental problem is so she can help you overcome it.

Otherwise we'll all feel the need to analyze your "issues" ourselves, and I'm sure you don't want that!:nah

It means that the pot that is full of h20 has reached a heating point of 220 degrees fahrenhiet, which has caused the molocules within the h20 to move as fast as it will, while evaporating into the atmosphere which is comprised mostly of o2 and co2. Then becoming a vapor that accumilates and eventually turns into a cloud.........uhhhh...never mind.

Well ... I just a "Get over it" from the counseling guru ... I feel cheated and used.

Sure we will. Anyone who can dance like the stars deserves his own post!

:shockamoo

My advice is to ignore it and it will go away. You know what they say, right?

A watched pot never boils?

Well, from my perspective, most of the responses to these threads has been tongue in cheek, but apparently some feel that only some users on this forum have the right post incessantly over the same topic, and argue over nothing for days on end. But other people try to lighten up and have a little fun, and that is over the top. Whatever.

if it is a male pot, pour it out. ]

if it is a female pot, listen to it. it will solve all your problems... pull up a couch.

if you are a man, dump the boiling water on your head.

if you are a female, YOU GO GIRL!

said in my best Rhoni voice

This is a "pay to play" league Alicea!

Send her some money and she'll analyze you. Otherwise you're just in the way of her real clients.

:nothingtoadd

LOL! You rock, Dan!

I am sensing that you may have been abandoned as a child and have developed a severe case of inferiority blues.

How does this make you feel?

Please elaborate. :reaction

Dear Rhoni, HELP! I post on a forum with a woman who is a sexist!
 

Dear Rhoni,

I post on a forum with a professional woman who appears to be sexist. Yes, it appears that she is a man hater.

Any advice for this poor tormented woman?

lol

No you didn't! OMG!

She's better than ordained, she's state certified bubba.:snapout

Dear Rhoni, Dan Alicea thinks we're immitators.
 

Dear Rhoni
I have a problem w/Dan thinking he's the only authentic one around here. What should I do?

If you have a boil I would say get it lanced.

Dear Rhoni: Can counselors double bill if assisted by the Gifts of the Spirit?
 

I found this quote and I'm confused. If one is a 'educated counselor' and charges for their services then would it be ethical to charge for the outside 'second opinion'?

tell him what he is Authentic about and see if he likes it...

LOL!

Tell Dan what he wants to hear and he'll eat it up.

I wonder... If I send her a five dollar bill, will I get five times the accuracy as if I sent a $1?