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Esther 03-07-2007 01:54 PM

Man calls police for assistance in break-in
 
Man calls police for assistance in break-in


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STEVENS POINT, Wis. — If only all criminals were this helpful.

A 24-year-old man called police to tell them he was trying to break into a church, but he wasn't having much luck.

Police said the found the man waiting at St. Paul's Lutheran Church. The man told them he had hoped to get married in the church and was trying to use a metal shovel to break through the doors. He told them he figured they could help.

Officers searched the man and found marijuana. He then invited them to his home where, he told them, they would find more drugs.

They did: He showed them his stash of marijuana and stolen prescription drugs.

The man was arrested on charges of criminal damage to property, possession of drugs and paraphernalia, police said.

Town officals were astounded.

"There aren't many arrests like that," Police Chief Jeff Morris said.

Ron 03-07-2007 01:55 PM

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Man calls police for assistance in break-in


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STEVENS POINT, Wis. — If only all criminals were this helpful.

A 24-year-old man called police to tell them he was trying to break into a church, but he wasn't having much luck.

Police said the found the man waiting at St. Paul's Lutheran Church. The man told them he had hoped to get married in the church and was trying to use a metal shovel to break through the doors. He told them he figured they could help.

Officers searched the man and found marijuana. He then invited them to his home where, he told them, they would find more drugs.

They did: He showed them his stash of marijuana and stolen prescription drugs.

The man was arrested on charges of criminal damage to property, possession of drugs and paraphernalia, police said.

Town officals were astounded.

"There aren't many arrests like that," Police Chief Jeff Morris said.

Add one more charge-Stupidity!:killinme

Theophilus 03-07-2007 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Esther (Post 31226)
Man calls police for assistance in break-in


Associated Press

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STEVENS POINT, Wis. — If only all criminals were this helpful.

A 24-year-old man called police to tell them he was trying to break into a church, but he wasn't having much luck.

Police said the found the man waiting at St. Paul's Lutheran Church. The man told them he had hoped to get married in the church and was trying to use a metal shovel to break through the doors. He told them he figured they could help.

Officers searched the man and found marijuana. He then invited them to his home where, he told them, they would find more drugs.

They did: He showed them his stash of marijuana and stolen prescription drugs.

The man was arrested on charges of criminal damage to property, possession of drugs and paraphernalia, police said.

Town officals were astounded.

"There aren't many arrests like that," Police Chief Jeff Morris said.

It's a conspiracy! Can't you people see!

He's working deep cover to infiltrate the prison systems.

MrsMcD 03-07-2007 02:04 PM

He must have been on drugs when he called the police to help him break into a church. :nutso

Esther 03-07-2007 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by MrsMcD (Post 31241)
He must have been on drugs when he called the police to help him break into a church. :nutso

You think? :) :killinme

Ferd 03-07-2007 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Theophilus (Post 31235)
It's a conspiracy! Can't you people see!

He's working deep cover to infiltrate the prison systems.

uh, wrong forum.

Theophilus 03-07-2007 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Ferd (Post 31363)
uh, wrong forum.

:confused:

Praxeas 03-07-2007 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Ron (Post 31228)
Add one more charge-Stupidity!:killinme

When he gets out I bet he auditions for American Idol:heeheehee

Titus_2_3 03-07-2007 08:06 PM

Cell Phone vs. Bible. Get ready to be stepped on. Just say ouch!

I wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our
cell phones ?

What if we carried it around in our purses, or pockets?
What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it?
What if we flipped through it several times a day?
What if we used it to receive messages from the text?
What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it?
What if we gave it to kids as gifts?
What if we used it as we traveled?
What if we used it in case of an emergency?
What if we upgraded it to get the latest version?

Something to make you say hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, and where is your Bible?


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