Prophetic Utterance: The Woes of AFF
 

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Woe unto you, O Scott Hutchinson; for though the hairs of thine head be few, thy sappy and syrupy posts be many. And though thy heart be good, yet they spelling leaveth much, yea very much to be desired. I counsel thee to sell thy guitar and buy a sword, for of suchh is the kingdom.

And again I say unto thee, Woe!

Woe...I mean WHOA!

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I'm looking for a guitar...

Well, there ya go. When you pray for the desires of your heart, the Lord will provide. Now, you just have to get Bro. Scott to listen to the Lord.

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Woe unto thee, O Thad; and again I say, Woe! For thus saith the Scripture, that if thou offendeth one of the little ones, thou wouldst better have a millstone about thy neck, and be cast into the sea. But yea, thou hast not offended the little ones; for the big ones find thee attractive, yea and very attractive, and many are the women I have sent unto thee, even as Rebekah was sent unto isaac, but thou wouldst not.

Hear my word this day: find thee a wife, yea and verily, find her soon, or thou shalt be smitten with emerods until thou shalt only be able to play thine organ standing up; for of such is the kingdom. And again I say, Woe!

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Physician HEAL THYSELF!

Tickle mine ears oh great prophet!! Speak words of merriment unto me!