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Mrs. LPW 01-09-2008 03:45 PM

...buy a dog.
 
This was an email sent to me, it had adorable pictures that I don't know how to post.
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If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say its not quite as good as his mother made it .
...then buy a dog.


If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want
...then buy a dog.


If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
...then buy a dog.


If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores .
...then buy a dog !


If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually
...then buy a dog.


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BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness.............

























...then buy a cat!


Now be honest, you thought I was going to say....then marry a man!

Rev 01-09-2008 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. LPW (Post 353446)
This was an email sent to me, it had adorable pictures that I don't know how to post.
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If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say its not quite as good as his mother made it .
...then buy a dog.


If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want
...then buy a dog.


If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
...then buy a dog.


If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores .
...then buy a dog !


If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually
...then buy a dog.


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BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness.............

























...then buy a cat!


Now be honest, you thought I was going to say....then marry a man!

Had me fooled :toofunny I was going to suggest that that couple needed to get in church! :ouch :toofunny

Cindy 01-09-2008 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rev (Post 353453)
Had me fooled :toofunny I was going to suggest that that couple needed to get in church! :ouch :toofunny

Sad AND pitiful....:toofunny:happydance

Mrs. LPW 01-09-2008 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cneasttx (Post 353649)
Sad AND pitiful....:toofunny:happydance

No, husbands are handy sometimes. :toofunny

Cindy 01-09-2008 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs. LPW (Post 353686)
No, husbands are handy sometimes. :toofunny

I meant the post by Rev was sad n pitiful. Not husbands.

Mrs. LPW 01-09-2008 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cneasttx (Post 353689)
I meant the post by Rev was sad n pitiful. Not husbands.

I know... :toofunny


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