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Scientist or Student: Who is smarter?
> A science professor begins his school year with a lecture to the students,
> "Let me explain the problem science has with religion." The atheist > professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new > students to stand. > > "You're a Christian, aren't you, son?" > "Yes sir," the student says. > > "So you believe in God?" > "Absolutely." > > "Is God good?" > "Sure! God's good." > > "Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?" > "Yes." > > "Are you good or evil?" > "The Bible says I'm evil." > > The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment. > "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can > cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?" > "Yes sir, I would." > > "So you're good...!" > "I wouldn't say that." > > "But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. > Most of us would if we could. B ut God doesn't." > > The student does not answer, so the professor continues. "He doesn't, does > he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to > Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that > one?" > The student remains silent. > "No, you can't, can you?" the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a > glass on his desk to give the student time to relax. > > "Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?" > "Er...yes," the student says. > > "Is Satan good?" > The student doesn't hesitate on this one. "No." > > "Then where does Satan come from?" > The student falters. "From God" > > "That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in > this world?" > "Yes, sir." > > "Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?" > "Yes." > > "So who created evil?" The professor continued, "If God created everything, > then God created evil, since evil exists, and ac cording to the principle > that our works define who we are, then God is evil." > Again, the student has no answer. "Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? > Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?" > The student squirms on his feet. "Yes." > > "So who created them?" > The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. > "Who created them?" There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks > away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. "Tell me," > he continues onto another student. "Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?" > The student's voice betrays him and cracks. "Yes, professor, I do." > > The old man stops pacing. "Science says you have five senses you use to > identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?" > "No sir. I've never seen Him." > > "Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?" > "No, sir, I have not." > > "Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? > Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that > matter?" > "No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't." > > "Yet you still believe in him?" > "Yes." > > "According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, > science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?" > "Nothing," the student replies. "I only have my faith." > > "Yes, faith," the professor repeats. "And that is the problem science has > with God. There is no evidence, only faith." > > The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of His > own. "Professor, is there such thing as heat?" > "Yes," the professor replies. "There's heat." > > "And is there such a thing as cold?" > "Yes, son, there's cold too." > "No sir, there isn't." > > The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room > suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain. "You can have > lots of heat , even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white > heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We > can hit up to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any > further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be > able to go colder than the lowest -458 degrees." > > "Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits > energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. > Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is > only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. > Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the > opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it." > > Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding > like a hammer. > > "What about darkness, professor. Is there such a thing as darkness?" > "Yes," the professor repl ies without hesitation. "What is night if it isn't > darkness?" > "You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of > something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing > light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called > darkness, isn't it? > > That's the meaning we use to define the word." > "In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness > darker, wouldn't you?" > > The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a > good semester. "So what point are you making, young man?" > > "Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start > with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed." > > The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time. "Flawed? Can you > explain how?" > > "You are working on the premise of duality," the student explains. "You > argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. > You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can > measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought." > > "It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully > understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be > ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. > > Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it." > > "Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from > monkey?" > > "If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, > of course I do." > > "Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?" > The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where > the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed. > > "Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot > even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teac hing > your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?" > > The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has > subsided. > > "To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me > give you an example of what I mean." > > The student looks around the room. "Is there anyone in the class who has > ever seen the professor's brain?" The class breaks out into laughter. > > "Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the > professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain? No one appears to > have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, > demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due > respect, sir." > > "So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, > sir?" > > Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face > unreadable. > > Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. "I guess you'll > have to take them on faith." > > "Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith exists with life," > the student continues. "Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?" > > Now uncertain, the professor responds, "Of course, there is. We see it > everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in > the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These > manifestations are nothing else but evil." > > To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does > not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like > darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of > God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man > does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes > when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light." > > The professor sa t down. |
A curious mixture of a few good thoughts mixed in with misinformation and gibberish.
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