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deacon blues 01-31-2008 02:09 PM

Doth Not Nature Itself Teach You That If A Man...
 
...have long (nostril and eyebrow) hair, a wife he shall not attain?

Pressing-On 01-31-2008 02:14 PM

Re: Doth Not Nature Itself Teach You That If A Man
 
:toofunny:toofunny

I told my husband last night at church - "Your chest hair is sticking out of your shirt!"

He didn't wear an undershirt because he had on a darker colored dress shirt.

He turned to me and said, "Turns you on, doesn't it?"

:toofunny:toofunny:toofunny

Now, if it was nose hair, I'd have to say - NOOOOOO!

:toofunny

Rev 01-31-2008 02:15 PM

Re: Doth Not Nature Itself Teach You That If A Man
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by deacon blues (Post 375162)
...have long (nostril and eyebrow) hair, a wife he shall not attain?

What scripture is that? :toofunny

dizzyde 01-31-2008 02:16 PM

Re: Doth Not Nature Itself Teach You That If A Man
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by deacon blues (Post 375162)
...have long (nostril and eyebrow) hair, a wife he shall not attain?

First of all, grooooossss!!!! Second, :killinme :killinme :ursofunny :ursofunny

Felicity 01-31-2008 02:17 PM

Re: Doth Not Nature Itself Teach You That If A Man
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 375167)
:toofunny:toofunny

I told my husband last night at church - "Your chest hair is sticking out of your shirt!"

He didn't wear an undershirt because he had on a darker colored dress shirt.

He turned to me and said, "Turns you on, doesn't it?"

:toofunny:toofunny:toofunny

Now, if it was nose hair, I'd have to say - NOOOOOO!

:toofunny

Last statement made the next to be expected question unneccesary. Cause the answer to that question would be a "yes" I guess.

Ha! :toofunny


Chest hair does nothing for me. :whistle













LOL. :)

Pressing-On 01-31-2008 02:18 PM

Re: Doth Not Nature Itself Teach You That If A Man
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Felicity (Post 375174)
Last statement made the next to be anticipated question unneccesary. Cause the answer to that question would be a "yes" I guess.

Ha! :toofunny


Chest hair does nothing for me. :whistle













LOL. :)

:toofunny:toofunny

deacon blues 01-31-2008 02:23 PM

Re: Doth Not Nature Itself Teach You That If A Man
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rev (Post 375169)
What scripture is that? :toofunny

I had to sit a man down off the platform the other day for long hair running down his back.




















































He is bald, but the long hair was running down his back!!!!!!!




And shoulders!!!!!!






And, and.........................................

Rev 01-31-2008 02:26 PM

Re: Doth Not Nature Itself Teach You That If A Man
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by deacon blues (Post 375187)
I had to sit a man down off the platform the other day for long hair running down his back.




















































He is bald, but the long hair was running down his back!!!!!!!




And shoulders!!!!!!






And, and.........................................

He could always comb it up over his bald head.

Neck 01-31-2008 02:37 PM

Re: Doth Not Nature Itself Teach You That If A Man
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by deacon blues (Post 375162)
...have long (nostril and eyebrow) hair, a wife he shall not attain?


Is is so annoying when my customers have 4 inch long hairs hanging from their nose. Or their eyebrow is growing straight out.

I bet their wives havent shaved their legs in 10 years.

What king of woman wants a man with that???

Mine would pluck the hair while I sleep.

Pressing-On 01-31-2008 02:40 PM

Re: Doth Not Nature Itself Teach You That If A Man
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Neckstadt (Post 375212)
Is is so annoying when my customers have 4 inch long hairs hanging from their nose. Or their eyebrow is growing straight out.

I bet their wives havent shaved their legs in 10 years.

What king of woman wants a man with that???

Mine would pluck the hair while I sleep.

:toofunny:toofunny:toofunny


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