music in the church
 

we dont need drums in the church. i tell the faithfull few to clap on the 1 and 3 beat cause the 2 and 4 beats are devilish.
accordians and box guitars are waht the church was built on

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You are blessed my friend to have people in your church who know what the 1, 3, 2, and 4 beats are!

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Hallylouyah! Gotta sang page 29, 1, 357, and 159 to be saved. If yews got them thar words on the wall, you caint be saved.

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Better have a stack of towels to put over the knees of the accordian players.

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I say keep the drums. Musician's need the company! :toofunny:happydance

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can the bango player chew on straw ???

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our service goes like this

9:00 am prayer
9:55 pass out tamborines
10:00 start service with "Hold The Fort" and then we go right into
"I Am Determined"
10:05 take up tamborines
10:05-10:06 Offering
10:06-10:30 prayer for the sick and casting out devils
10:30-12:30 preachin
12:30-? alter call We dont dismiss till every is back in the seats from the alter.
we once had a young feller fall asleep on the alter and we all stayed till he woke up.

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you dont need towels when you wear maxi's

we just got a blessing. Sister Ogatt and i were on our way to the rest home for a service and we stopped at shoneys to eat.

She had left her accordian in the back of our 72 ford wagon. When we had came out somebody had broke in and left 3 more accordians.

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I caint go to yer church. You don't have testermony time.

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:lol