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StMark 02-11-2008 09:15 PM
LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
 
Please check off the Holiness Standards are you keeping.Cut and paste this test 10 point quiz..


10 points - 100% true holiness!
You are a true ultra conservative to the core!

9 points - your score is 90% still an "A" Statis holiness conservative
You're still a great example of godliness!

8 points- "B" Statis but still a conservative. watch your step though!

7 - your an average grade "C" Pentecostal.You need to draw closer to the Lord!

6- Grade "D"
Your on the slippery slope to hell!You need revival and your spiritual condition is lukewarm at best. the spirit of Laodicia is encroaching upon you sister!

5 points and below is an "F" which stands for "FIRE"!! Hell FIRE!!!
you'll spend eternity in Hell lest you repent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Also,write me a summery of why you let go of any of these
Dress codes.Did you feel any sense of guilt,shame, conviction
when you let down on the standard?


( ) No Hair cuts


( ) No Pants


( ) No makeup


( ) No Ornamental Jewelry


( ) I wear my hair up


( ) I wear my sleeves below the elbow


( )I wear hosery in public


( ) Skirts go below the knees


( ) No Slits


( )No finger nail paint



* Please note:some wrong answers could automatically disqualify you thus giving a first class ticket to...... you know where!

Cindy 02-11-2008 09:17 PM
Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
 
:girlytantrum:toofunny

staysharp 02-11-2008 09:17 PM
Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by StMark (Post 387022)
Please check off the Holiness Standards are you keeping.Cut and paste this test 10 point quiz..


10 points - 100% true holiness!
You are a true ultra conservative to the core!

9 points - your score is 90% still an "A" Statis holiness conservative
You're still a great example of godliness!

8 points- "B" Statis but still a conservative. watch your step though!

7 - your an average grade "C" Pentecostal.You need to draw closer to the Lord!

6- Grade "D"
Your on the slippery slope to hell!You need revival and your spiritual condition is lukewarm at best. the spirit of Laodicia is encroaching upon you sister!

5 points and below is an "F" which stands for "FIRE"!! Hell FIRE!!!
you'll spend eternity in Hell lest you repent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Also,write me a summery of why you let go of any of these
Dress codes.Did you feel any sense of guilt,shame, conviction
when you let down on the standard?


( ) No Hair cuts


( ) No Pants


( ) No makeup


( ) No Ornamental Jewelry


( ) I wear my hair up


( ) I wear my sleeves below the elbow


( )I wear hosery in public


( ) Skirts go below the knees


( ) No Slits


( )No finger nail paint



* Please note:you automatically fail this test if you don't uphold the basics!
This is the stupidest thing I have ever read Mark. You obviously have way too much time on your hand.

Rev 02-11-2008 09:18 PM
Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by StMark (Post 387022)
Please check off the Holiness Standards are you keeping.Cut and paste this test 10 point quiz..


10 points - 100% true holiness!
You are a true ultra conservative to the core!

9 points - your score is 90% still an "A" Statis holiness conservative
You're still a great example of godliness!

8 points- "B" Statis but still a conservative. watch your step though!

7 - your an average grade "C" Pentecostal.You need to draw closer to the Lord!

6- Grade "D"
Your on the slippery slope to hell!You need revival and your spiritual condition is lukewarm at best. the spirit of Laodicia is encroaching upon you sister!

5 points and below is an "F" which stands for "FIRE"!! Hell FIRE!!!
you'll spend eternity in Hell lest you repent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Also,write me a summery of why you let go of any of these
Dress codes.Did you feel any sense of guilt,shame, conviction
when you let down on the standard?


( ) No Hair cuts


( ) No Pants


( ) No makeup


( ) No Ornamental Jewelry


( ) I wear my hair up


( ) I wear my sleeves below the elbow


( )I wear hosery in public


( ) Skirts go below the knees


( ) No Slits


( )No finger nail paint



* Please note:you automatically fail this test if you don't uphold the basics!

Do you have good life insurance? Would you make me a beneficiary?

Cindy 02-11-2008 09:19 PM
Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rev (Post 387030)
Do you have good life insurance? Would you make me a beneficiary?
He's safe. He's in California...................:D

StMark 02-11-2008 09:19 PM
Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by staysharp (Post 387028)
This is the stupidest thing I have ever read Mark. You obviously have way too much time on your hand.


why?? are you afraid of something???

StMark 02-11-2008 09:19 PM
Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rev (Post 387030)
Do you have good life insurance? Would you make me a beneficiary?
why ?????

Rev 02-11-2008 09:21 PM
Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by staysharp (Post 387028)
This is the stupidest thing I have ever read Mark. You obviously have way too much time on your hand.
As you can tell Mark they just love you to death! :toofunny

Rev 02-11-2008 09:22 PM
Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by StMark (Post 387034)
why ?????
I feel that your life could be in danger! Sooner rather than later! :toofunny

Hoovie 02-11-2008 09:22 PM
Re: LADIES please take my Holiness Test Thanks
 
My wife comes in at four - and here I thought she was real conservative!!


Are you Amish now??


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