You might be Pentecostal if ....
 

These are too Cute and sooooo true......:party

You Are Pentecostal If...


1. The amount of money you spend on hairspray exceeds your gas bill.
2. Your Pastor announces midweek services EVERY Sunday night.
3. You (or the ladies you know) can swim in a denim skirt and still have fun.
4. Your brother or sister in the Lord hugs you right in the middle of Wal-Mart.
5. The musicians at your church can tear it up, but none of them can read sheet music.
6. You have 50 pair of church shoes.
7. You are adept at stopping runs in stockings with just about anything.
8. You are considered an old maid if you are not married by the age 25.
9. You consider bible college as higher education.
10. Running the aisle and jumping up and down is part of your exercise program.
11. A birthday party is a night on the town.
12. You could be an Olympic volleyball/softball player with all the practice from church functions. .
13. The pastor says, "With this thought, I close," or And I'm closing now." more than 3 times each service.
14. Your church choir moves like Kirk Franklin's group.
15. You have adequate respect for the power of flying hairpins.
16. Your feet have been stomped on at least 3 times during a service.
17. A run in your last pair of stocking is a national disaster.
18. You judge a church service by swollen eyes, rumpled clothes, and disheveled hair.
19. Your kids know how to eat any crunchy food quietly.
20. When shopping for shirts, you always run it through the "Praise the Lord", test.
21. Sunday means no cooking and no dish washing.
22. You can maneuver into a vehicle without messing up your hairdo.
23. Celebrating your 18th or 21st birthday doesn't mean much.
24. The employees at the restaurant near your church know you by name.
25. You can always find hairpins on the floor after a good service.
26. You can pronounce, Habakkuk.
27. Sundays, Mondays, and Thursdays are the hardest days to wake up in the morning.
28. Your day of rest include 2 church services, choir practice, and Golden Corral.
29. Growing up you baptize your cousin and siblings several times in the swimming pool.
30. When your kids have baptized their dolls, cats and the dog.
31. You hear singing, shouting and preaching from your child's bedroom to their stuff animals and/or dolls.
32. Your 4 year old runs through Wal-Mart shouting, "Praise the Lord! *clap, clap* Yes, Lord! Yes, Lord! Thank you Jesus! Hallelujah!!"
33. Your tan line is below your knees.
34. You have made, eaten or sold more than your fair share of peanut brittle.
35. When camp meeting is your family's yearly planned vacation.

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wow, a whole new class of pentecostal red necks, so true, lol,dt

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That there is cute!! :gaga

Re: You might be Pentecostal if ....
 

That is so funny! And, amazingly true!

One more-

You are called to the principals office for the deaded "talk" when your kids, while playing church at recess, is standing on a bench, laying hands on the "sick"!

True story. It was suggested that I "curb" our childrens exposure to church services!


Why is it, after you read, re-read, and proof-read, your posts, but you never see that one big mistake until you hit the "Submit" button?

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Quote:

The musicians at your church can tear it up, but none of them can read sheet music.

Amen!

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bump

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If you are still watching the "Walton's" on TV reruns with the entire family. You are most likely Pentecostal.

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I've seen this list several times recently but one of my additional favorite is:
If you get married on a Saturday night, your expected to be in church the next morning.

(I know this personally to be true. Probably because the new couple want to finally be seen sitting together -since they were never allowed to previously.)

Re: You might be Pentecostal if ....
 

You left off the one about you or another female family member may have caught their hair in a ceiling fan.

Re: You might be Pentecostal if ....
 

Maybe a lukewarm pentecostal. LOL!:ursofunny