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CC1 03-06-2008 03:23 PM

Where is St. Mark? No Limits Conference?
 
Where is our esteemed St. Mark? Has he gone to the lots of limits conference to find a very conservative wife?:bliss:gaga

Praxeas 03-06-2008 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by CC1 (Post 408599)
Where is our esteemed St. Mark? Has he gone to the lots of limits conference to find a very conservative wife?:bliss:gaga

If I had to take an educated guess I would say he has made another list and most of us are on it... :tissue

Pressing-On 03-06-2008 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by CC1 (Post 408599)
Where is our esteemed St. Mark? Has he gone to the lots of limits conference to find a very conservative wife?:bliss:gaga

Yes, he is looking for a pale faced, stringy, haired women with no natural beauty! It can only be of God!!! :bouquet

:bliss:bliss:bliss

CC1 03-07-2008 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 408628)
Yes, he is looking for a pale faced, stringy, haired women with no natural beauty! It can only be of God!!! :bouquet

:bliss:bliss:bliss

If he is looking at his home church he will have better luck looking for a dark faced nappy haired woman!!!:gaga

I have a feeling whether the girl was pale faced or dark he would not pick one with no natural beauty!

A_PoMo 03-07-2008 02:11 PM

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CC1 has outed himself. He's Imus!

Pressing-On 03-07-2008 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by CC1 (Post 409470)
If he is looking at his home church he will have better luck looking for a dark faced nappy haired woman!!!:gaga

I have a feeling whether the girl was pale faced or dark he would not pick one with no natural beauty!

I thought you said ALL UPC women lack natural beauty and need makeup.

Blubayou 03-07-2008 02:15 PM

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I have been missing St.Mark, too. Where is he?

A_PoMo 03-07-2008 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 409477)
I thought you said ALL UPC women lack natural beauty and need makeup.

Naw, just the ugly ones. The pretty ones just need to cut their hair and put on some pants. Some them ugly guys need to put on some makeup too and the bald ones need to get toupes and the fat ones need to wear all black instead of tieing their ties longer and longer so that they hang to their knees when they slouch in the platform chairs. And everybody needs to color their hair. :gaga

Pressing-On 03-07-2008 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by A_PoMo (Post 409517)
Naw, just the ugly ones. The pretty ones just need to cut their hair and put on some pants. Some them ugly guys need to put on some makeup too and the bald ones need to get toupes and the fat ones need to wear all black instead of tieing their ties longer and longer so that they hang to their knees when they slouch in the platform chairs. And everybody needs to color their hair. :gaga

Men like women with long hair.

Thanks for mentioning the bald, fat ugly guys. I agree - stop lengthening the tie - it is not helping you!

I don't need to color my hair! Nope, never gonna do it! I hate hair coloring!

A_PoMo 03-07-2008 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 409520)
Men like women with long hair.

Thanks for mentioning the bald, fat ugly guys. I agree - stop lengthening the tie - it is not helping you!

I don't need to color my hair! Nope, never gonna do it! I hate hair coloring!

Everybody realizes I was just making a funny right? Well, mostly.

I don't mind the hair coloring just as long as it makes sense. Blond hair and black eyebrows just don't make sense to me. Or really pale people getting jet black hair. It's kind of like spandex shorts; just because you can fit into them doesn't mean it looks good. I don't know, you just gotta be smart about it.


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