A Bunny Story!
 

Once upon a time there was a man who was peacefully driving
down a windy road. Suddenly, a bunny skipped across the road
and the man couldn't stop. He hit the bunny head on. The man
quickly jumped out of his car to check the scene. There, lying
lifeless in the middle of the road, was the Easter Bunny.

The man cried out, "Oh no! I have committed a terrible crime!
I have run over the Easter Bunny!"

The man started sobbing quite hard and then he heard another
car approaching. It was a woman in a red convertible. The
woman stopped and asked what the problem was. The man
explained,
"I have done something horribly sad. I have run over the
Easter Bunny. Now there will be no one to deliver eggs on
Easter, and it's all my fault."

The woman ran back to her car. A moment later, she came back
carrying a spray bottle. She ran over to the motionless bunny
and sprayed it. The bunny immediately sprang up, ran into the
woods, stopped, and waved back at the man and woman. Then it
ran another 10 feet, stopped, and waved. It then ran another
10 feet, stopped, and waved again. It did this over and over
and over again until the man and the woman could no longer see
the bunny.

Once out of sight, the man exclaimed, "What is that stuff in
that bottle?"

The woman replied, "It's harespray.
It revitalizes hare and adds permanent wave."

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Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

A. Bugs Bunny

Q. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?

A. Two points just like everybody!

Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg?

A. Because it was a little chicken.

Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?

A. A hare brain.

Q. What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

A. You 'nique up on him.

Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?

A. Tame way, unique up on it.

Q. How many hairs in a rabbit's tail?

A. None, they're all on the outside.

Q. How are rabbits like calculators?

A. They both multiply really fast.

Q. Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long?

A. Because then it would be a foot.

Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

A. Just look for the gray hares.

Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A. A receding hareline.

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

A. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boyscout?

A. A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?

A. An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

Q. How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?

A. When it has hares in it.

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I don't dare laugh; it would just add fuel to the fire. :laffatu