I jumped on your mom because I'm cool like that.
 

Pick the month you were born:

January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White---------because the voices told me to.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
Red-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Blue-----------because I'm cool like that
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can..
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Now type out the sentence you made.

I can't wait to see what you get stuck with...

Re: I jumped on your mom because I'm cool like tha
 

I jumped on a snowman because I'm a Ninja. LOL!!!!!!!

Re: I jumped on your mom because I'm cool like tha
 

I licked a fork because I think I need some serious help! :)

Re: I jumped on your mom because I'm cool like tha
 

I loved my dog because the voices told me to.

Re: I jumped on your mom because I'm cool like tha
 

I had lunch with a baseball bat because that's how I roll!!! :bliss

Re: I jumped on your mom because I'm cool like tha
 

I ran over my dog because I'm crazy!! :bliss

Re: I jumped on your mom because I'm cool like tha
 

Re: I jumped on your mom because I'm cool like tha
 

I loved a pickle because I'm cool like that!

Re: I jumped on your mom because I'm cool like tha
 

I had lunch with a llama because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Re: I jumped on your mom because I'm cool like tha
 

I danced with your mom because someone offered me $1,000,000.