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Ferd 05-22-2008 08:43 AM

!!!!!! Important question for the ladies!!!!!!!!!!
 
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

rgcraig 05-22-2008 08:45 AM

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I can.

LOL - - did you see some stupid woman putting her makeup on in the car?

Ferd 05-22-2008 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 469444)
I can.

LOL - - did you see some stupid woman putting her makeup on in the car?


no my boss sent me a list of things to ponder. (we really do get a lot of work done around here)

another one was

if Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why is there a song about it?

rgcraig 05-22-2008 08:48 AM

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Or if cars park in the drive way why do they drive on the parkway?

Ferd 05-22-2008 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 469448)
Or if cars park in the drive way why do they drive on the parkway?

I have seen many women on the parkway putting on mascharia with their mouth all twisted and open.... its just wierd.

rgcraig 05-22-2008 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Ferd (Post 469449)
I have seen many women on the parkway putting on mascharia with their mouth all twisted and open.... its just wierd.

They need to do that in their driveways!

Cindy 05-22-2008 08:55 AM

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This is true, one of my ex sisters-in-law put her make-up on while driving. One day she actually ran into a tree. Thankfully she wasn't hurt.

Ferd 05-22-2008 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 469451)
They need to do that in their driveways!

better yet, keep that junk in their junked up bathrooms!

Oh how bless a man am I that my wife doesnt do any of that.... if for no other reason than my bathroom isnt a chemical plant!

Cindy 05-22-2008 09:01 AM

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They make much kinder, gentler make-up now Ferd.
And no animals are hurt in the process............:bliss

tamor 05-22-2008 09:03 AM

Re: !!!!!! Important question for the ladies!!!!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferd (Post 469446)
no my boss sent me a list of things to ponder. (we really do get a lot of work done around here)

another one was

if Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why is there a song about it?


How about "If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from"??


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