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MissBrattified 07-17-2008 02:12 PM

Ode to the Swiffer
 
, Specifically the ones that have Febreze in the Swiffing Pads. :D

Sweet Swiffer, How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways....

Oh, thou the swiveling, sweeping one,
Thank you for your household handiness,
My Mopping Days have been reduced
To Rare, Infrequent Rubble.

Now I use thy Slipping, Sliding, Stealth
To clean the most odious mess with Ease.

My back will thank thee all thy days,
And my nose appreciates thy sweet Febreze.

When all my cleaning days are o'er,
And a mop handle I touch no more,
Perhaps upon my grave will read,
She didn't work hard, but her house was STILL CLEAN!!!!


:whistle

tstew 07-17-2008 02:13 PM

Re: Ode to the Swiffer
 
It was a life saver in my housebreaking days.

tamor 07-17-2008 02:15 PM

Re: Ode to the Swiffer
 
So does this mean you love it?

MissBrattified 07-17-2008 02:15 PM

Re: Ode to the Swiffer
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by tstew (Post 533452)
It was a life saver in my housebreaking days.

Precisely!!!! :doggyrun

MissBrattified 07-17-2008 02:15 PM

Re: Ode to the Swiffer
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by tamor (Post 533455)
So does this mean you love it?

Canst thou readest? :snapout

tamor 07-17-2008 02:16 PM

Re: Ode to the Swiffer
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MissBrattified (Post 533457)
Canst thou readest? :snapout

Nah, I just look at the pictures! :ursofunny

MissBrattified 07-17-2008 02:18 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by tamor (Post 533461)
Nah, I just look at the pictures! :ursofunny

Flotsam

Elizabeth 07-17-2008 03:12 PM

Re: Ode to the Swiffer
 
Miss Brat I think they need to hire you for in their advertising department!

I am almost tempted to go out right now and buy one-because the products I use are so inferior.:(

MissBrattified 07-17-2008 03:17 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanie (Post 533550)
Miss Brat I think they need to hire you for in their advertising department!

I am almost tempted to go out right now and buy one-because the products I use are so inferior.:(

Well, having tried several products before settling on the perfect one, here are my suggestions: :roseglasses

* The Swiffer WetJet is overrated, IMO, but you might like it.
* The Febreze pads smell good, but some of the others smell like sour towels.
* Don't buy the off brand!!!!!

Esther 07-17-2008 03:23 PM

Re: Ode to the Swiffer
 
I've heard that mopping your floors with them is causing some dogs to be sick???

Not taking any chances, but I sure loved it on my tile floors.:)


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