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Ron 07-19-2008 01:21 PM

I Am So Embarrassed!
 
Mrs Bratt, was talking the other day about her kids & something happened yesterday that showed are kids were up to no good.

I was on here yesterday afternoon & my wife decided to take the kids to the library which is about ten blocks away.
They walked there & after the trip to the library they decided to stop in for some Shiao Pao (sp?) a Chinese pastry.

Just before they went into the store my son who is six said, "I have to go pee!"
My wife said, just wait a minute & went into the store while Alanna & Ryan were outside waiting & Kristin was inside getting the food.
The door is a big wide one and was open at the time.
My wife said that she heard, "Bing, Bong, Bing Bong like the door alarm was being triiped & when she came outside, she saw that he had relieved himself just outside the door & right in front of the door sensor!!!!!!!:blink

The store people didn't notice but I had visions of a Chinese cook with a cleaver chasing our family down the street!:shocked:

I dread when they get older!!!!:reaction

jaxfam6 07-19-2008 01:30 PM

Re: I Am So Embarrassed!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ron (Post 536167)
Mrs Bratt, was talking the other day about her kids & something happened yesterday that showed are kids were up to no good.

I was on here yesterday afternoon & my wife decided to take the kids to the library which is about ten blocks away.
They walked there & after the trip to the library they decided to stop in for some Shiao Pao (sp?) a Chinese pastry.

Just before they went into the store my son who is six said, "I have to go pee!"
My wife said, just wait a minute & went into the store while Alanna & Ryan were outside waiting & Kristin was inside getting the food.
The door is a big wide one and was open at the time.
My wife said that she heard, "Bing, Bong, Bing Bong like the door alarm was being triiped & when she came outside, she saw that he had relieved himself just outside the door & right in front of the door sensor!!!!!!!:blink

The store people didn't notice but I had visions of a Chinese cook with a cleaver chasing our family down the street!:shocked:

I dread when they get older!!!!:reaction


Thanks for the laugh. I am glad others have kids that do things to embarass them like ours did to us

Rico 07-19-2008 02:00 PM

Re: I Am So Embarrassed!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ron (Post 536167)
Mrs Bratt, was talking the other day about her kids & something happened yesterday that showed are kids were up to no good.

I was on here yesterday afternoon & my wife decided to take the kids to the library which is about ten blocks away.
They walked there & after the trip to the library they decided to stop in for some Shiao Pao (sp?) a Chinese pastry.

Just before they went into the store my son who is six said, "I have to go pee!"
My wife said, just wait a minute & went into the store while Alanna & Ryan were outside waiting & Kristin was inside getting the food.
The door is a big wide one and was open at the time.
My wife said that she heard, "Bing, Bong, Bing Bong like the door alarm was being triiped & when she came outside, she saw that he had relieved himself just outside the door & right in front of the door sensor!!!!!!!:blink

The store people didn't notice but I had visions of a Chinese cook with a cleaver chasing our family down the street!:shocked:

I dread when they get older!!!!:reaction

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go. Ya know, Bro.?

Pressing-On 07-19-2008 02:01 PM

Re: I Am So Embarrassed!
 
LOL! That reminds me of a comedian talking about God creating teenagers to allow us to know how HE feels to be disrespected and ignored.

Ron 07-19-2008 02:29 PM

Re: I Am So Embarrassed!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 536228)
LOL! That reminds me of a comedian talking about God creating teenagers to allow us to know how HE feels to be disrespected and ignored.

Oh brother!
My wife and I will be gray fer sure!:aaa

Rico 07-19-2008 02:30 PM

Re: I Am So Embarrassed!
 
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Originally Posted by Ron (Post 536277)
Oh brother!
My wife and I will be gay fer sure!:aaa


Huh?????


What meaneth this?

Ron 07-19-2008 02:41 PM

Re: I Am So Embarrassed!
 
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Originally Posted by Rico (Post 536282)
Huh?????


What meaneth this?

Gray, Gray, Gray!!!!

I can't help it if I am a lousy typist!:whistle

Subdued 07-22-2008 05:53 AM

Re: I Am So Embarrassed!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 536228)
LOL! That reminds me of a comedian talking about God creating teenagers to allow us to know how HE feels to be disrespected and ignored.

I am convinced that this is true.

Cindy 07-22-2008 06:45 AM

Re: I Am So Embarrassed!
 
Yeah, but when we have grandkids, we can laugh at their parents.

A_PoMo 07-22-2008 07:52 AM

Re: I Am So Embarrassed!
 
Now THAT sounds like something my four year old would do...laughing like Joker as he did so. Kids! You gotta love 'em but sometimes you wish God had a return policy as good as Nordstroms.


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