More reasons to vote Obama!
 

AFTER MUCH SOUL-SEARCHING AND
INTROSPECTION, I'VE DECIDED TO CHANGE
MY PARTY AFFILIATION FOR THESE
REASONS.......


I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government
will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine
as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I
trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now
think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it
will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will
melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter
of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and
give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four liberals need to
rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who
would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists
don't have to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don't
want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry
whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

Re: More reasons to vote Obama!
 

Hey.... wait a minute. You're being sarcastic, aren't you?

Re: More reasons to vote Obama!
 

How many Centaurs will you be having?



p.s. vote Obama

Re: More reasons to vote Obama!
 

:spit

Re: More reasons to vote Obama!
 

what a weirdo, lol

Re: More reasons to vote Obama!
 

EXECUTIVE SUMMARY


I know that some of you don't like to read long drawn out missives...
so here's the Executive Summary . . .



J McCain
Congress 26 Years
Military 22 Years
BH Obama
Congress measured in days, not years
Military 0 years
Summary Concluded.

Re: More reasons to vote Obama!
 

Funny. Since I am not rich or wealthy, I can't think of one reason to vote for McCain. Not even a bad reason.

Re: More reasons to vote Obama!
 

:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny

Re: More reasons to vote Obama!
 

So instead of using hard work and determination, you'd rather let the government appropriate someone else's profit and just give it to you since you are too lazy to go make it on your own? Obama is far too liberal and socialist to even dream of getting my vote.

Re: More reasons to vote Obama!
 

You know, I am starting to think you political conservatives live to create and spread lies.