Sow Your $500.00 Faith Seed
 

Folks.......I can feel it.......God wants to make millionaires out of 100 people. Whomever contacts me within the next 3 minutes and sends me $500.00, you'll become a millionaire.


This blessing is only valid for the next three minutes. I'll accept visa, master card, discover, personal checks, money orders, and cash.

Please no rolled up penny rolls.....God doesn't like pennies.


Do you want a hundredfold return on your money? Give and let God multiply it back to you.

No bank in the world offers this kind of return!

Praise the Lord! :D








this thread is dedicated to those idiots at tbn

Re: Sow Your $500.00 Faith Seed
 

Your a mess.....:o

...you need to get out more or something....quite tormenting us!! :tease

Re: Sow Your $500.00 Faith Seed
 

You just missed out on your blessing for complaining! :tease

Re: Sow Your $500.00 Faith Seed
 

looks like I missed the 3 minute deadline

Re: Sow Your $500.00 Faith Seed
 

Re: Sow Your $500.00 Faith Seed
 

Sounds like TBN.

Re: Sow Your $500.00 Faith Seed
 

Wow what a shot! That ain't right

Re: Sow Your $500.00 Faith Seed
 

What sort of return is available for those who want to sow a seed an hour and a half past the deadline? I want to see my options before I purchase one of God's Lottery Tickets!

Re: Sow Your $500.00 Faith Seed
 

Can I make payments? I can write you five post-dated checks for a $100 each.

Re: Sow Your $500.00 Faith Seed
 

Abundant,

I'll consult with the Lord and get back to you. Please keep your check book available.