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Everybody else has a joke thread so I figured I'd start one :):

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'

MORAL:

Women are crazy. Don't mess with them

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Oooo, you are in trouble for that one!

:ursofunny

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One time two grade school chums met,after not seeing each other for many yrs.

One fellow asked the other one are you married ? Yes I'm married to an angel,replied the other fellow.
The other fellow replied boy are you lucky my wife is still alive.

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I never knew what true happiness was until I got married....But by then it was too late.



(I figure I may as well get all the way in trouble)

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Yep!

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I told somebody the other day that my wife is a angel cause she is always up in the air and always harping.

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I've been married for 27 wonderful years. And 27 out of 31 ain't bad! :ursofunny

(May as well join you in the dog house, Mr S. :thumbsup)

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Just be sure to have some flea powder ready for the doghouse.

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For guys going to the doghouse.
ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7kSHb1yw08

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Didn't know Ray Charles did that song. It's, like, my theme song! :lol