Why, Why, Why (humor)
 

Sharing what was shared with me.


THIS GIVES YOU SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT

Just a few questions that has been bothering me for decades, maybe you have debated them also?



Why, Why, Why, :overhead



Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
Almost dead?
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Why
Do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is
Not enough money?



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Why does someone

Believe you when you say there are four billion stars;
But have to check when you say the paint is still wet?



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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

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Why does Superman stop bullets with
His chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?



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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?



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Whose
Idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?



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If
People evolved from apes,

Why are there still
Apes?



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Why
Is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always
White?



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Is
There ever a day that mattresses

Are not on sale?



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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator
With hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?



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Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
Cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the
Vacuum one more chance?



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Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?



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How do those dead bugs get into those
Enclosed light fixtures?



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When we are in the supermarket and
Someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why
Do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say,
'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'



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Why
Is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table
You always manage to knock something else over?



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In winter why do we try to keep the
House as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?



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How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?



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And my FAVORITE......

The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is
Suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends --
If they're okay, then it's you.



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~~~Now send this on to your friends and make them s mile too!~~~

****A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine!****
Why, Why, Why, :overhead

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Why are there mailboxes at the post office ? Aren't you already there ?

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Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway ?

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Why is the word "big" only 3 letters but the word "little" twice as big ?

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How did we get the name "Hamburger" when there is no ham in it ?

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Here is a useless fact:

The word hamburger comes from Hamburg steak, which originated in the German city of Hamburg. Contrary to what folk etymology might lead one to believe, there is no actual 'ham' in a hamburger.

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why does aff always post useless threads?

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I was having very bad cabin fever last night as the snow/wind/blizzard conditions got to me and I was brave enough to start a thread. (even a silly one). I have maybe 5 more months of snow to look forward to.:snowman:donuts

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i think it is a pretty good thread. it makes me think

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give us some more

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I too await more of your words of wisdom

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Could I interest you in some snow? :winkgrin