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Sandra 02-23-2009 04:42 PM

Religion is like BAD BREATH...
 
Everyone knows you have it but YOU.

how's YOUR breath?????????????????

pelathais 02-23-2009 04:43 PM

Re: Religion is like BAD BREATH...
 
Too true.

Timmy 02-23-2009 05:37 PM

Re: Religion is like BAD BREATH...
 
Yeah. Religion stinks.

:lol

Timmy 02-23-2009 05:38 PM

Re: Religion is like BAD BREATH...
 
How's my breath? I don't know! (Duh!) ;)

RandyWayne 02-23-2009 05:40 PM

Re: Religion is like BAD BREATH...
 
All I know is that "I" run a very tight ship!

UrbanMissions 02-23-2009 05:43 PM

Re: Religion is like BAD BREATH...
 
We sat by a man in church yesterday that had such halitosis that you could feel warm air in a fog state !! I was like " I am glad my wife is sitting by him and not me !!! "

Religion is a lot like that - a nasty warm fog of bad breath that causes recoil !!

TJJJ 02-23-2009 06:05 PM

Re: Religion is like BAD BREATH...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by UrbanMissions (Post 711269)
We sat by a man in church yesterday that had such halitosis that you could feel warm air in a fog state !! I was like " I am glad my wife is sitting by him and not me !!! "

Religion is a lot like that - a nasty warm fog of bad breath that causes recoil !!


FFFFFFFFUUUUUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYY!:ursofunny

The only thing worse is a prayer line with a preacher with Dragon Breath! Man, people are falling out but it ain't from the Holy Ghost!! Times like that you need breath spray and mints!!! ALTOIDS!!!!

Praxeas 02-23-2009 08:22 PM

Re: Religion is like BAD BREATH...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sandra (Post 711220)
Everyone knows you have it but YOU.

how's YOUR breath?????????????????

I go through a can of Altoids a day so I am not sure if anyone notices if I have bad breath or not....

Cindy 02-23-2009 08:39 PM

Re: Religion is like BAD BREATH...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Praxeas (Post 711373)
I go through a can of Altoids a day so I am not sure if anyone notices if I have bad breath or not....

Do you just like the taste? Or do you THINK you have bad breath?:tease

ManOfWord 02-23-2009 09:03 PM

Re: Religion is like BAD BREATH...
 
Religion is the absolute worst thing that could happen to anyone!! Religion will KILL you!!! :D


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