I Am Going To Get Old Fast!
 

On Saturday after dinner my wife went to the bedroom to lie down & I was in my Office on the computer.
Kristin my oldest came to the Office & said, "Dad, Mom wants you to clean the table, do the dishes, & put the dises away!"

I said, "Okay" & proceeded to do so.

Later that evening I was lying in bed with my wife reading a book & Kristin came to the door.

My wife just mentioned, "Did you clean the table, wash the dishes....."

I interrupted her & said, "Yeah, Yeah, do you have Alzheimer's? You already said it--it is done!"

Kristin is almost on the floor in hysterics & I said, "You are laughing because I said mom has Alzheimer's?"
She is almost rolling on the floor by now.

My wife says to me, "I asked "HER" to clean the table, wash the dishes, put them away!"

Kids!!!!!!!!:foottap

Re: I Am Going To Get Old Fast!
 

Sounds like a future politician :ursofunny

Re: I Am Going To Get Old Fast!
 

Or a female Jacob!:thumbsup

Re: I Am Going To Get Old Fast!
 

Going to?

And your kid lied, did she get in trouble?

Re: I Am Going To Get Old Fast!
 

:ursofunny :ursofunny :ursofunny :ursofunny

No kitchen utensils allowed!!! :ursofunny

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LOL!!!

Re: I Am Going To Get Old Fast!
 

Not even the dreaded wooden spoon?:ursofunny

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Actually, it was very clever of her & she was pranking Dad!:gotcha



Thing she only gets away with it once!:foottap

Re: I Am Going To Get Old Fast!
 

Females learn trickery at a young age.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, wait until she's a teenager............:lol