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People Going To Heaven No Matter What
While I don't proclaim to subscribe to the light doctrine I do believe that there are some individuals that due to certain circumstances are sure to make heaven no matter their doctrincal beliefs.
I have no biblical proof of this doctrine and so offer no defense of it. I do offer up some of my canidates for this doctrinre; PEOPLE GOING TO HEAVEN REGARDLESS OF PERSONAL DOCTRINE: 1. Person who invented air conditioning. 2. Person who discovered chocolate 3. Person who invented ice cream 4. Person who invented "frying" as a form of cooking foods. In particular chicken. 5. Person who invented the hot water heater 6. Thomas Edison and others who either invented or worked to perfect electricity. I am sure there are more in this special catagory but at this time of night these are the ones that come to mind.:thumbsup Who are your candiates? |
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...and chimney sweeps who sweep in July with 108 heat index...
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Ignatius of Antioch
St. Polycarp Irenaeus St. Antony Basil the Great St. Gregory I the Great William of St. Thierry Bernard of Clairvaux Hildegard of Bingen Richard of St. Victor Hugh of St. Victor, St. Francis of Assisi Albertus Magnus Beatrice of Nazareth Mechthild of Magdeburg Bonaventure St. Bonaventure St. Thomas Aquinas Angela of Foligno St. Gertrude Jan van Ruysbroeck Henry Suso Johannes Tauler Richard Rolle Birgitta (Brigida) Walter Hilton Julian of Norwich Catherine of Siena Thomas ŕ Kempis St. Catherine of Genoa Teresa of Avila St. John of the Cross Venerable Luis de Lapuente St. Francis de Sales St. Margaret Mary Alacoque Anne Catherine Emmerich Sister Emmerich Saint Catherine Labouré John Wycliffe William Tyndale John Huss Martin Luther John Calvin John Knox George Fox John Wesley Charles Wesley George Whitfield Johnathan Edwards Charles Finney Dwight L. Moody Charles Spurgeon (personal favorite of mine) Oh, and I almost forgot - crakjak & Bro. Epley |
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I sincerely hope I'm saved, but with my luck, even if I am saved, Heaven will loose my RSVP for 10,000 years while I roast in Purgatory on the edge of the lake of fire. Once they find my UPCI baptismal certificate they'll allow me in - but they’ll be all out of white robes. So I’ll be issued a fuchsia bathrobe that once belonged to Charles Spurgeon (a favorite preacher of mine, but a smoker *cough cough*). Then when I finally get to the Marriage Supper they’ll be all out of Lamb and Ham so I’ll get stuck eating cold corn and what’s left of the green beans and hummus - and to top off my first day in Heaven … in the New Jerusalem I'll get the room at the end of a 144,000 cubit hallway next to the noisy ice-machine. My room mate will be a Cherubim with a speech impediment who won’t stop saying, “Howey howey howey ith duh Wud Gwud Awewighty.”, for what seems like an eternity. Then they'll relocate me out to a fixer-upper mansion on the South side of the Crystal Sea. As it turns out, crackjak will be right and Hitler will be moved in right next door - and our Heavenly property values will drop. To make matters worse my immediate neighbors to the East will be a bunch of rowdy Christian Reincarnationists who are just renting.
Oh well... I'm sure it could be worse. |
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ROFL!!!! That was hilarious!!! And...it might all be true too! ;)
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That was pretty funny, Aquila. :D
Especially the line about the reincarnationists. :ursofunny |
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There's the flip side, too. What's going to happen to the guy that invented the robocall?
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