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Ferd 08-10-2009 12:36 PM

My new cuss word
 
I dont cuss as a general rule, however there are times where simply put there is no other way to express an emotion.

so after long thought and careful consideration, I have come up with a word that will function as my one and only cuss word. It allows the propper expression without causing me to sin.

It is a word that everyone will recognize as conveying the proper derision for what ever situation requires such.

It is vile enough that most right thinking people will understand the depth of disgust I feel when I say it.

the word is


Pelosi!

what a horrible miserable word.

Oh Pelosi!
That is just a stinking pile of Pelosi
go to Pelosi!

see, no sin, clear communiation and clearly vulgar!

Be blessed!

Monterrey 08-10-2009 12:37 PM

Re: My new cuss word
 
That is "CRACKY"!



M.

tstew 08-10-2009 12:39 PM

Re: My new cuss word
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferd (Post 785985)
I dont cuss as a general rule, however there are times where simply put there is no other way to express an emotion.

so after long thought and careful consideration, I have come up with a word that will function as my one and only cuss word. It allows the propper expression without causing me to sin.

It is a word that everyone will recognize as conveying the proper derision for what ever situation requires such.

It is vile enough that most right thinking people will understand the depth of disgust I feel when I say it.

the word is


Pelosi!

what a horrible miserable word.

Oh Pelosi!
That is just a stinking pile of Pelosi
go to Pelosi!

see, no sin, clear communiation and clearly vulgar!

Be blessed!

:ursofunny:ursofunny
Ferd, for some reason, before I even read this I knew it was going to be a person's name (of course a Dem) I had it narrowed down to three people, but I missed her name. Oh well, what the Pelosi, it was fun playing.

Ferd 08-10-2009 12:50 PM

Re: My new cuss word
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by tstew (Post 785990)
:ursofunny:ursofunny
Ferd, for some reason, before I even read this I knew it was going to be a person's name (of course a Dem) I had it narrowed down to three people, but I missed her name. Oh well, what the Pelosi, it was fun playing.

Ha! glad I could fool ya! honestly this thing beats all others hands down in the "I am a cuss word" catagory!

Ferd 08-10-2009 12:51 PM

Re: My new cuss word
 
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique used traditionally in Sicily .


The funny thing is that it really does work.

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7 The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of Nancy Pelosi, the person you are holding underwater.

There!! See? It really does work. You're smiling already. Feel free to forward this if you know others who might benefit from this technique.

n david 08-10-2009 01:13 PM

Re: My new cuss word
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferd (Post 786001)
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique used traditionally in Sicily .


The funny thing is that it really does work.

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7 The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of Nancy Pelosi, the person you are holding underwater.

There!! See? It really does work. You're smiling already. Feel free to forward this if you know others who might benefit from this technique.

:ursofunny Too funny

rgcraig 08-10-2009 01:58 PM

Re: My new cuss word
 
Ferd,

So nice to have you back! Now, what the Pelosi are you talking about?

John Atkinson 08-10-2009 02:03 PM

Re: My new cuss word
 
Oh Pelosi to Reid.

Ferd 08-10-2009 02:06 PM

Re: My new cuss word
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 786074)
Ferd,

So nice to have you back! Now, what the Pelosi are you talking about?

I think you got it.

Ferd 08-10-2009 02:20 PM

Re: My new cuss word
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by John Atkinson (Post 786080)
Oh Pelosi to Reid.

You know, I sure would like to see someone knock the Pelosi outta Reed!


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