Prayer for the Anointing
 

Oh Lord, give thy servant this mornin’ the eyes of the eagle and the wisdom of the owl; connect his soul with the gospel telephone in the central skies; illuminate his brow with the Sun of Heaven; possess his mind with the love for the people; turpentine his imagination; grease his lips with possum oil; electrify his brain with the lightnin’ of the Word; put perpetual motion in his arms; fill him plum full of dynamite of Thy glory; anoint him all over with the kerosene of salvation, and set him on fire. Amen