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Ferd	11-19-2009 12:58 PM

Ferd’s rules for toys

1. You only have two hands. You do not need more than two toys.
2. Toys that make noise are not toys.
3. Toys that can be tripped over need to go in the trash
4. Toys that hurt when you step on them are weapons and children should not play with weapons.
5. If I can see it when it is put up, you have more toys than you can put up so it needs to go away!
6. Toys from Grandparents should be kept at the grandparents house!

Does anyone think Ferd gets to live by his rules? LOL!

scotty

11-19-2009 01:00 PM

Re: Ferd’s rules for toys

Probably not. But I like the effort !

Aquila

11-19-2009 01:00 PM

Re: Ferd’s rules for toys

LOL

I love it!

LOL

John Atkinson

11-19-2009 01:02 PM

Re: Ferd’s rules for toys

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferd (Post 836261)

I have in the past, and will continue to, use toys as a revenge mechanism. Friends, relatives and brethren who do something that ticks me off during the course of the year WILL experience a toy or toys for their kids at xmas that WILL violate most of your ruleset and then some....

Yes, I have a list...

*AQuietPlace*

11-19-2009 01:03 PM

Re: Ferd’s rules for toys

Toys should come pre-assembled, and should not have 6 trillion staples and ties holding them prisoner in the box.

Esther

11-19-2009 01:08 PM

Re: Ferd’s rules for toys

Quote:

Originally Posted by *AQuietPlace* (Post 836267)

Toys should come pre-assembled, and should not have 6 trillion staples and ties holding them prisoner in the box.

:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny

misspresley

11-19-2009 01:10 PM

Re: Ferd’s rules for toys

Playdoh should be recommended for outdoor use only!!!!!!!!!!

rgcraig

11-19-2009 01:11 PM

Re: Ferd’s rules for toys

Legos should be outlawed!!!!

tstew

11-19-2009 02:12 PM

Re: Ferd’s rules for toys

Batteries should be included.

Esther

11-19-2009 02:20 PM

Re: Ferd’s rules for toys

I was thinking Levi would love a set of drums. :ursofunny

:whistle

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