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RandyWayne 12-08-2009 10:32 PM
Actual Craigs List ad
 
NYC Craigslist "Missed Connections" - You farted in Trader Joe's - m4w (Danbury, CT)

"You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No...Wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime."

http://newyork.craigslist.org/fct/mis/1494504262.html

Pressing-On 12-08-2009 10:57 PM
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It would have to be totally unladylike to laugh at such a crass post! But, I can't help it!!! :ursofunny

RevDWW 12-08-2009 11:25 PM
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So you two think the rise in methane is funny....well when you get toasted by global warming you won't be laughing so much then.........:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofu nny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofu nny:ursofunny

RandyWayne 12-09-2009 07:53 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 845986)
It would have to be totally unladylike to laugh at such a crass post! But, I can't help it!!! :ursofunny
My wife originally saw it yesterday when one of her Facebook "friends" posted it on the wall. I actually had to come into the room when I heard her doubled over laughing.

Pro31:28 12-09-2009 08:36 AM
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RANDY!!! I am at work- How am i supposed to explain to those around me why I am laughing uncontrollably without telling them why????

rgcraig 12-09-2009 08:51 AM
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That is hilarious!!!!

Why do people do that in public?

Have you ever walked onto an elevator as someone else walks off and you KNOW what they did before they exited. GAG!!!!

ILG 12-09-2009 08:54 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RandyWayne (Post 845969)
NYC Craigslist "Missed Connections" - You farted in Trader Joe's - m4w (Danbury, CT)

"You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No...Wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime."

http://newyork.craigslist.org/fct/mis/1494504262.html
LOL!!:ursofunny

tamor 12-09-2009 09:05 AM
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:toofunny :toofunny :toofunny

shag 12-09-2009 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 846111)
That is hilarious!!!!

Why do people do that in public?

Have you ever walked onto an elevator as someone else walks off and you KNOW what they did before they exited. GAG!!!!
Yeah, right, like youve never let one go in an elevator:D

missourimary 12-09-2009 10:46 AM
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I'm dying!!!! I'm dying!!!! People are looking at me like I'm nuts, laughing til I'm crying, and its all your faults!!

(Thanks, I needed a good laugh!)


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