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Praxeas 04-23-2007 08:05 PM

What to expect when Liberal nut jobs rule America
 
Singer Sheryl Crow, fresh from a confrontation with Karl Rove at the White House Press Correspondents Dinner, has some unique ideas about saving the planet from "global warming."


In a blog chronicling her thoughts during a college tour with Laurie David, producer of Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth," she suggests "a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."
"Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required," she writes.



http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/ar...TICLE_ID=55342

CupCake 04-23-2007 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Praxeas (Post 85166)
Singer Sheryl Crow, fresh from a confrontation with Karl Rove at the White House Press Correspondents Dinner, has some unique ideas about saving the planet from "global warming."


In a blog chronicling her thoughts during a college tour with Laurie David, producer of Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth," she suggests "a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."
"Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required," she writes.



http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/ar...TICLE_ID=55342


Does not matter, nuts are nuts you have them in both groups~

CC1 04-23-2007 08:10 PM

There are further quotes by her about this on the web today. She speifically suggestede everyone could do with just one square of toilet paper except in those "pesky" situations where you might need three!!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Praxeas 04-23-2007 08:12 PM

Al Gore Invents the Toilet Cam!
 
Al Gore will have to invent the toilet cam linked to your enviropolice department so they can arrest you for wiping with more than one square :ursofunny

CC1 04-23-2007 08:15 PM

Perhaps Hillary can incorporate this toilet paper rationing into her National Healthcare program.

With all of the money we save in toilet paper Hillary can tax us more to pay for all of the illegal aliens medical care and that of the folks too lazy to work!!

Praxeas 04-23-2007 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by CC1 (Post 85203)
Perhaps Hillary can incorporate this toilet paper rationing into her National Healthcare program.

With all of the money we save in toilet paper Hillary can tax us more to pay for all of the illegal aliens medical care and that of the folks too lazy to work!!

For what the dollar is worth maybe we can all wipe with green backs?

CC1 04-23-2007 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Praxeas (Post 85210)
For what the dollar is worth maybe we can all wipe with green backs?

Today Rush suggested everybody use the New York Times.

Praxeas 04-23-2007 08:26 PM

lol

Ferd 04-23-2007 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by CupCake (Post 85172)

Does not matter, nuts are nuts you have them in both groups~

there is no such thing as a conservitive who wants people to use ONE SQUARE of tolet paper.


no. liberal nut jobs are the only ones that nuts.

Ferd 04-23-2007 09:37 PM

there is stupid then there is liberal nut job stupid.

SC is liberal nut job stupid.


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