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Sam 04-06-2010 09:38 PM

some political comments
 
political humor - tongue in cheek


The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
- Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
- Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
- Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
- Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
- Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
- Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
- Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
- Letterman

BeenThinkin 04-06-2010 09:42 PM

Re: some political comments
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 895263)
political humor - tongue in cheek


The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
- Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
- Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
- Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
- Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
- Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
- Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
- Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
- Letterman

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BeenThinkin


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