Theological Question For A Sunday Night
 

When Elder Epley gets to heaven will he refuse to wear his crown of gold because it is gold or might have precious stones in it?

If his heavenly robe does not cover his elbows will he complain or become liberal and wear it?

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No complaining in heaven! :D

and will he be able to walk on streets of gold ... or is that immodest too???

Will he insist that Abe, Moishe and the rest of the OT and NT good ole boyz shave their beards???

Will he wear swimming trunks in the Crystal sea???

Will he fellowship w/ any trinitarians ... or will he build a fence around his mansion to keep them out???

I will cast my crown at His feet. That was easy.

What will happen when he finds out that there were women preachers and apostles in the 1st century .... ???

I will ask the Lord why didn't you put it in the NT?????????

It would have been nice for them but since they are not in the NT I am a doubter.

ROFL!!!!! I knew you would come up with something good.