Fruit Of The Vine
 

Folks, I have made up my mind!

I am keeping my wife.


She picked the grapes this morning, made the jam and baked the bread - all in time for my consumption!

Re: Fruit Of The Vine
 

You forgot to mention the wine??? lol
Looks wonderful!!

Re: Fruit Of The Vine
 

:spitI already said I was trying to KEEP my wife!

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

Re: Fruit Of The Vine
 

The grape didn't say anything.


It just gave out a little whine.

:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny

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Lucky dog....My wife made me cook breakfast for her! But hey, there's perks that come back in return....:bbq

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Tis true!


I should mention - I have not been laying around the shack all day. I am very busy with service calls for our business.

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Hmmm....I remember seeing some reality television show once with a domineering husband whose wife served him like that. It was almost like watching some kind of modern Amish situation!

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Yeah sumthing like that. :) Xept I am Holy.

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Good wine takes some time. certainly can't be made in a day like jam. 3hat why it was such a miracle for Jesus. They said the BEST wine was saved til last?!