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houstonupci 09-13-2010 09:57 PM
General Conference Predictions...
 
I'd love to hear all the GC predictions. What's going to be the "soapbox" of choice this year? What will be the recurring theme? What will we all be talking about until GC rolls around next year?

That being said, I'm really looking forward to the Sunday night crusade. God let your Power fall in Houston.

Jack Shephard 09-13-2010 10:53 PM
Re: General Conference Predictions...
 
The reoccuring theme will be CHANGE.

berkeley 09-13-2010 10:58 PM
Re: General Conference Predictions...
 
Apostolic identity

Mr. Smith 09-13-2010 11:28 PM
Re: General Conference Predictions...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by houstonupci (Post 962560)
I'd love to hear all the GC predictions. What's going to be the "soapbox" of choice this year? What will be the recurring theme? What will we all be talking about until GC rolls around next year?

That being said, I'm really looking forward to the Sunday night crusade. God let your Power fall in Houston.

1) People will dress in their best expensive clothes they just bought.
2) People will "Shout".
3) People will gossip out in the lobby rather than sit in the service.
4) Single guys will be on the prowl for single girls.
5) Single girls will be strutting their stuff for single guys.
6) Trinitarians will be bashed.
7) The three steps will be reinforced.
8) ...895 times.
9) Acts 2:38 will be quoted.
10) ...and quoted.
11) ...and quoted.
12) People will eat WAY too much at Denny's at midnight.
13) They won't leave good tips.
14) Evangelists will network desperately for revivals.
15) Pastors that are sick of their churches will put out "Feelers" for a new place to go.
16) Standards will be preached.
17) ...and preached.
18) ...and preached.
19) But people will still eat too much.


And there you have it. Save your registration fee, I covered the entire thing for ya.

deadeye 09-13-2010 11:38 PM
Re: General Conference Predictions...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by JTULLOCK (Post 962573)
The reoccuring theme will be CHANGE.


Hope and Change

Jack Shephard 09-13-2010 11:44 PM
Re: General Conference Predictions...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Smith (Post 962581)
1) People will dress in their best expensive clothes they just bought.
2) People will "Shout".
3) People will gossip out in the lobby rather than sit in the service.
4) Single guys will be on the prowl for single girls.
5) Single girls will be strutting their stuff for single guys.
6) Trinitarians will be bashed.
7) The three steps will be reinforced.
8) ...895 times.
9) Acts 2:38 will be quoted.
10) ...and quoted.
11) ...and quoted.
12) People will eat WAY too much at Denny's at midnight.
13) They won't leave good tips.
14) Evangelists will network desperately for revivals.
15) Pastors that are sick of their churches will put out "Feelers" for a new place to go.
16) Standards will be preached.
17) ...and preached.
18) ...and preached.
19) But people will still eat too much.


And there you have it. Save your registration fee, I covered the entire thing for ya.
You are Dead on.

Jack Shephard 09-13-2010 11:44 PM
Re: General Conference Predictions...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by deadeye (Post 962585)
Hope and Change
That is our hope is change!

crakjak 09-14-2010 12:30 AM
Re: General Conference Predictions...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Smith (Post 962581)
1) People will dress in their best expensive clothes they just bought.
2) People will "Shout".
3) People will gossip out in the lobby rather than sit in the service.
4) Single guys will be on the prowl for single girls.
5) Single girls will be strutting their stuff for single guys.
6) Trinitarians will be bashed.
7) The three steps will be reinforced.
8) ...895 times.
9) Acts 2:38 will be quoted.
10) ...and quoted.
11) ...and quoted.
12) People will eat WAY too much at Denny's at midnight.
13) They won't leave good tips.
14) Evangelists will network desperately for revivals.
15) Pastors that are sick of their churches will put out "Feelers" for a new place to go.
16) Standards will be preached.
17) ...and preached.
18) ...and preached.
19) But people will still eat too much.


And there you have it. Save your registration fee, I covered the entire thing for ya.
You are so bad!!

POWERUP 09-14-2010 07:39 AM
Re: General Conference Predictions...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Smith (Post 962581)
1) People will dress in their best expensive clothes they just bought.
2) People will "Shout".
3) People will gossip out in the lobby rather than sit in the service.
4) Single guys will be on the prowl for single girls.
5) Single girls will be strutting their stuff for single guys.
6) Trinitarians will be bashed.
7) The three steps will be reinforced.
8) ...895 times.
9) Acts 2:38 will be quoted.
10) ...and quoted.
11) ...and quoted.
12) People will eat WAY too much at Denny's at midnight.
13) They won't leave good tips.
14) Evangelists will network desperately for revivals.
15) Pastors that are sick of their churches will put out "Feelers" for a new place to go.
16) Standards will be preached.
17) ...and preached.
18) ...and preached.
19) But people will still eat too much.


And there you have it. Save your registration fee, I covered the entire thing for ya.
Sad to say, but your pretty much right!!!!!

Sister Alvear 09-14-2010 08:07 AM
Re: General Conference Predictions...
 
Mr Smith has just won a trophy for being Psych....


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